THINGZ YOU LEARN FROM PORN |
Women wear high heels to bed. Men are never impotent. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with em...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 17:44:00 GMT |
THE GENIUS OF STEWIE GRIFFIN |
Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been w...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 17:12:00 GMT |
THE GENIUS THAT IS RALPH WIGGUM |
Me fail English? That's unpossible.
Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
Eww, ...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:47:00 GMT |
50 WAYZ TO PISS OFF METAL HEADZ |
1. Tell them every metal band worships the devil. 2. Ask if all black metal bands are trying to copy KISS or just most of them. 3. Hide their joint under their library card. 4. Ask if they know of any...
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 10:44:00 GMT |
INSULTZ FOR ALL OCCASIONZ |
There you go again. Mistaking me for someone who gives a toss.
Nice outfit. Now go stand on a corner,you might make some money.
Next time you cross the road,don't look.
Of course you're special. You w...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 08:45:00 GMT |
QUOTES FROM THE MIGHTY BILL HICKS |
"I'm so sick of arming the world, then sending troops over to destroy the fucking arms, you know what I mean? We keep arming these little countries, then we go and blow the shit out of them. We're lik...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 09:59:00 GMT |
CLASSIC RAINBOW |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyqEPgRc6IE
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 05:51:00 GMT |
5 STAGES OF DRUNKENESS |
Which stage do you reach?
THE FIVE STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS
Stage 1: Smart
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject. You know
all and greatly wish to express this knowledge t...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 04:55:00 GMT |
MENZ RULEZ |
1. Men ARE not mind readers.1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.1. Sunda...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 21:48:00 GMT |
10 STEP USERZ GUIDE TO MYSPACE BULLETINZ |
ONEw.a.k.e. u.pthere is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like"OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"no, it doesnt.TWOTo the people who have like 25,000 frien...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 18:50:00 GMT |
