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DIZZY *FUCKIN*STARR (S-M-F)

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ANYONE WITH A STILETTO HEART AND PLATFORM SOUL WHO LIKEZ THEIR MUSIKK FAST,LOUD N' TRASHY WITH TONZ OF MAKE UP,BIG HAIR N' EVEN BIGGER ATTITUDEZ.PEOPLE SENDING FRIENDZ REQUESTZ CHECK OUT THE PROFILE FIRZT I WON'T ADD ANYONE OR ANY BANDZ WHO DON'T LIKE OR SOUND LIKE AT LEAST SOME OF THE SHIT ON MY PAGE IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE UNDERSTANDING THIS PLEAZE FEEL FREE TO DIAL MY HELP LINE ON 1-800-D-U-M-B-F-U-C-K-Z

My Blog

THINGZ YOU LEARN FROM PORN

Women wear high heels to bed. Men are never impotent. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with em...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 17:44:00 GMT

THE GENIUS OF STEWIE GRIFFIN

Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been w...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 17:12:00 GMT

THE GENIUS THAT IS RALPH WIGGUM

Me fail English? That's unpossible. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers! Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me. Eww, ...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:47:00 GMT

50 WAYZ TO PISS OFF METAL HEADZ

1. Tell them every metal band worships the devil. 2. Ask if all black metal bands are trying to copy KISS or just most of them. 3. Hide their joint under their library card. 4. Ask if they know of any...
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 10:44:00 GMT

INSULTZ FOR ALL OCCASIONZ

There you go again. Mistaking me for someone who gives a toss. Nice outfit. Now go stand on a corner,you might make some money. Next time you cross the road,don't look. Of course you're special. You w...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 08:45:00 GMT

QUOTES FROM THE MIGHTY BILL HICKS

"I'm so sick of arming the world, then sending troops over to destroy the fucking arms, you know what I mean? We keep arming these little countries, then we go and blow the shit out of them. We're lik...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 09:59:00 GMT

CLASSIC RAINBOW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyqEPgRc6IE    
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 05:51:00 GMT

5 STAGES OF DRUNKENESS

Which stage do you reach? THE FIVE STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS Stage 1: Smart This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject. You know all and greatly wish to express this knowledge t...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 04:55:00 GMT

MENZ RULEZ

1. Men ARE not mind readers.1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.1. Sunda...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 21:48:00 GMT

10 STEP USERZ GUIDE TO MYSPACE BULLETINZ

ONEw.a.k.e. u.pthere is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like"OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"no, it doesnt.TWOTo the people who have like 25,000 frien...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 18:50:00 GMT