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Jofus Malone

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About Me



You're a Visual Mathematician!

The Classic IQ Test
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My Interests


What SNL character are you?

 
Tim Meadows
You are Tim Meadows, the ladies man, you have been on this show longer than anyone else has and you kick ass.
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Music:



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I adopted a cute lil' ninja fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus! I adopted a cute lil' poison fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Movies:


You Are a Punk Rocker!
When it comes to rock, you don't follow any rules
You know that rocking out is all about taking down the man
You've got an incredible stage presence and rock persona
You scare moms, make bad girls (or boys) swoon, and live life on the edge! What Kind of Rocker Are You?

Television:


You Are 5% Redneck
I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.
You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee! How Redneck Are You?

Books:


Your IQ Is 95
Your Logical Intelligence is Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Above Average

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Above Average

Your General Knowledge is Above Average A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

My Blog

I must be dreaming....

When you're dreaming with a broken heartThe waking up is the hardest partYou roll out of bed and down on your kneesand for a moment you can hardly breatheWondering was she really hereIs she standing i...
Posted by Jofus Malone on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 06:15:00 PST

Here’s to you!!!

So denied, so I liedAre you the now or never kind?In a day and a day loveI'm gonna be gone for good againAre you willing to be had? Are you cool with just tonight?Here's a toast to all those who hear ...
Posted by Jofus Malone on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 04:58:00 PST

Barely Breathing

I know what you're doing, I see it all to clear I only taste the saline when I kiss away your tears You really had me going, wishing on a star But the black holes that surround you are heavier by far ...
Posted by Jofus Malone on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 04:58:00 PST

Somebody’s me

You, do you remember me?,Like, I remember you?Do you spend your life, going back in your mind to that time?,Cause I, I walk the streets alone,I hate being on my own, and everyone can see that,I really...
Posted by Jofus Malone on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 09:42:00 PST

Masterchief!!!!!

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Posted by Jofus Malone on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 01:16:00 PST

Apologize!!!!!!!!!

I'm holding on your rope, Got me ten feet off the ground And I'm hearing what you say but I just can't make a sound You tell me that you need me Then you go and cut me down, but wait You tell me that ...
Posted by Jofus Malone on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 09:20:00 PST

Why do you do this to me.... :’(

No one knows what it's likeTo be the bad manTo be the sad manBehind blue eyesAnd no one knowsWhat it's like to be hatedTo be fated to telling only liesBut my dreams they aren't as emptyAs my conscienc...
Posted by Jofus Malone on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 08:11:00 PST

Please love me!

..>   Please love me foreverDon't forget me everJust listen to my pleaPlease don't stop loving me You're in my dreams nightlyDon't take my love lightlyBegging on bended kneePlease don't sto...
Posted by Jofus Malone on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:07:00 PST

Over you!!

I fell too far, was in way too deepGuess I let you get the best of meeee[Chorus]Well I never saw it comingI should have started runningA long, long time agooo!And I never thought I'd doubt youI'm bett...
Posted by Jofus Malone on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 07:28:00 PST

We’re just walking around in circles!

When you were languishing in rooms I built to foul you inAnd when the wind set down in funnel form and pulled you inI don't need to walk around in circleswalk around in circleswalk around in circleswa...
Posted by Jofus Malone on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 08:19:00 PST