Writing.
Aimlessly witnessing public displays of vanity.
Finding a good item on clearance.
Thinking of something extremely witty.
Video Games.
More Video Games.
MMORPG'S.
Peeling burnt cheese off of tinfoil.
Sour Candy.
Watching shows that are so bad they're good.
Educating people on the correct pronunciation of the word: forte.
Getting coffee everyday and wondering where my money goes.
Getting out of this god forsaken town.
::Sarcasm On::
I’m a 22-year-old, single, two-armed, ten-toed, three wisdom teeth removed, partially white male. I’m not looking for anyone black, Pacific Islander, Mexican, Native American, Mormon or red headed. I don’t go to school and I don’t have a job. I will be successful someday with the help of heavy medication and a little perseverance that will come from my co-dependency. I want to have kids but I’m too vain and conceited to adopt. I believe the meaning of life is to procreate and I don’t want to die without fulfilling my humanistic obligation. I’m a very jealous person so contact with anyone that I deem threatening should be terminated at my discretion. I’m very self-conscious and extremely needy so make sure you tell me I’m wonderful and beautiful at least twenty times a day. I don’t like to do anything that isn't involved in an MMORPG. I stay home a lot and don’t have a social life, looking for someone to sit with. I’m rude and sarcastic and looking for someone who can tolerate it but never give me a ‘taste of my own medicine’ unless of course, it’s Paxil. I’m a hopeless romantic at heart, but since heart is what I lack, lets just call me a failure. Looking for someone who can engage in extremely pretentious conversation about politics and philosophy without ever having studied it, but pretends to know everything about it. I enjoy dry humor but not dry sex. I drink and do drugs on a regular basis, please don’t complain about it, the more you complain, the more I have to do it to deal with your complaining. While I’ve never seen a therapist, all your future in-laws have, don’t worry they’re nice people. I might make lots of money one day but in case I’m a creative disaster, please be wealthy enough to support my enormous spending habits. I don’t care how beautiful you are under your skin, just be beautiful on top of it. I like to fish for compliments, but I hate fishing, in fact I hate being outdoors altogether. Please don’t be active or exercise it will just emphasize my laziness. Looking for someone who makes me feel safe. Please make every effort to spend time with me but know I will never make an effort to spend time with you. Please don’t cheat on me unless you have to. Know that I have a fear of everything including driving and cooking; sorry you’ll have to do those. I’m a very messy person but I do know where everything is. All in all I’m pretty easy to please- so you should be too.
::Sarcasm off::
♥Fiona Apple.
♥Bright Eyes.
♥Ben Folds/Five.
The Shins.
Death Cab For Cutie.
Anberlin.
Peter Gabriel.
The Killers.
Gavin DeGraw.
Garbage.
♥Heart.
Dolly Parton.
Keane.
Pat Benetar.
♥Queen.
♥Brand New.
Brand New!.
BRAND NEW.
AFI.
Imogen Heap.
♥Bloc Party.
♥The Faint.
♥Arcade Fire.
♥Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
Se7en.
Billy Elliot
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Garden State.
♥The Truman Show.
Fight Club.
Kissing Jessica Stein.
♥Annie Hall.
Run Lola Run.
Dumb and Dumber.
Stand By Me.
The Goonies.
Moulin Rouge.
♥Amelie.
The Princess Bride.
Mulholland Drive.
Waking Life.
Requiem For A Dream.
Clash of the Titans.
Kill Bill Vol 1.
Kill Bill Vol 2.
Pan's Labryinth.
Labryinth.
♥David Sedaris.
♥Bill Bryson.
♥Truman Capote.
Kurt Vonnegut.
Chuck Klosterman.
Dr. Seuss.
♥J.D. Salinger
Augusten Burroughs.
Brian Greene.