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Things I like: Mini skirts, tight shirts, roundhouse kicks, my husbands licks; My job when I can nap and sitting on my husbands lap...Daily <3love poems<3 written for me; Rollercoasters, Revenge, Money and Shibby...Partying and breaking night; never turning down a fight... Monkies, penguins, chilling, and the occasional beer, traveling to unknown lands: alone and with no fear...Making out, thunderstorms, and camping on the beach; Knowing my husband loves me so and would NEVER EVER cheat... Going on and on here, I think I've said enough; I've never been happier in my life... so, um, like, leave me alone and stuff. ----->Especially the FAT FAT FAT ASSED, diseased, horse faced, pathetic, bitch AKA:Horse face. Just thank God you're not invited to Tami's wedding because I'd kick you in the one fat retard kidney you have left! I hope you DIE painfully (and SOON).Your excuse for a face is vomit inducing. Do us all a favor and die. You'll never have him or anyone that comes close. You fucked up and I win. P.S. You have the fattest arms I've ever seen-You should be banned from wearing short sleeves. Oh yeah, one more thing... FATTY FAT FAT FAT! TRIMSpa BABY! Anna Nicole should've lived and YOU should've died. BURN IN HELL, HORSE! It would be my dream to sit in your hospital room throwing kidney beans at you one by one taunting you with things like :" I bet you wish these were real kidneys" haha! I'm so evil. WARNING: I am a bad ass mother fucker.
Get your own countdown at BlingyBlob.comI COULD quite possibly be the coolest person you know. That's because all of you here KNOW me. No, I don't have a friend count of 569 or a thousand. That's because I actually personally KNOW every one of my friends on here. The people who feel its necessary to accept total strangers as friends and never talk to them just for a high friend count are total dushkus with low self-esteems. No offense or anything (Sorry, I probably lowered your self esteem even more, right now.) So, unless I know you or knew you years ago, you may admire me, but then you must run along. Thank you.--------PS: By the way, guys: I'm taken and happier than I've ever been in my entire life. I hate bitches (and hoes). Go to a damned whore house if you want a meaningless fuck, you walking STD.- Period. ******Things you need to know about me: --I am way too busy with my husband to bother with man whores trying to get in my panties STILL . --I am house shopping. GET THE PICTURE- I'M NOT SINGLE. --I am not a clubber chick who "hooks up" with any random hot guy. I AM NOT SINGLE. --If I could clone myself, I'd marry me. (No, really, I would... and that does'nt make me conceited- just happy with myself) but I'd much rather marry my husband over and over again. --I talk like a motherfucker. Try to interrupt me and you'll be retracting a 4 fingered hand. --I LOVE LOVE LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE my husband (and the 9 fingers he has left :) j/k --I WILL CRUSH anyone who gets in my way or tries to even touch him or my dream of living happily ever after. --Bitches beware... --- ***FURTHERMORE***...I have to let this out. Fuck MySpace...Yeah, I know, I'm on it so I must be a hypocrite, right? NO. I use it the right way. I don't use it to pimp or fuck and I certainly do NOT have one ounce of respect for anyone who does. Its a fucking epidemic. Myspace has become "MySluts...A Place To Fuck". FUCK THAT and FUCK the sluts on here with their fucking slutty ass bathroom mirror pics and their little fake ass" bad girl" personas...GAY! FUCK the boy-sluts with the 5 girls that they're hookin up with on the side...here's a fucking tip-- DUMP YOUR GIRLFRIEND first, you fucking MAN-WHORE. If you read this far you deserve a medal. The End.
---****BEWARE: Any further attempts to get into my panties after reading the aforementioned warning will result in one less testicle. You're laughing, I'm not laughing. Oh yeah, one more interesting tid bit- I know Soo Bahk Do(karate). Watch out for my roundhouse kicks to the junkular :) (groin)***I'm a green belt, which is one belt away from a black belt. The last tournament I went to was in Liberty, NY, in May, where I took first place in the regional championship. Nationals were in Florida this July, where I went to kick ass and did. I did'nt place 1st but only because I sacrificed it to kick this girl's ass and almost disqualify myself. It was worth every roundhouse kick to her head...that and the look on her face was priceless. I'll take 4th place out of everyone in the country happily. Fuck. I love the word 'Fuck'.----And, oh yeah, have a nice day, whoever you are. Su Fi! ..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editorâ„¢ V2.5


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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jim from 'The Office', Danzig, and anyone from Y&R

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My Blog

"I'm gonna run over your knees with my bike"


Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:26:00 GMT

To do list: People that need to die ASAP

- Garbage men (they manage to rob me of my last hour of sleep with their 'beep beep beep' and glass breaking, no matter which day it is or what time I have to get up.) (*Note: My bladder is runni...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 06:36:00 GMT

<3*October 1st, 2007*<3

 Oahu, Hawaii - Monday, October 1st, 2007 @ Sunset (on the beach) My one and only true love and I are FINALLY (after what seems like forever) getting married in one of the most beautifu...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 08:16:00 GMT

My life has officially become a movie: Death threats, Terrorists, and Ghosts

This morning, the pot of coffee in my system finally sprang into action after the lovely adrenaline shot that burst through my veins gave me a well needed wake up call. My fears, worries, and karate s...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:45:00 GMT

You're so pretty... oh so pretty..

You're so pretty and witty and GAY!Bye bye..
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 13:35:00 GMT

This Should Answer Your Question

A love poem written by my one true love, my husband :) a few weeks ago   I love my girlfriend, It is a love that few could comprehend, A love that none could ever transcend, in real life and pret...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 15:28:00 GMT

I'm kind of a big deal...

Your results:You are SupergirlSupergirl 100_TD>Wonder Woman 100_TD>Catwoman 85_TD>Iron Man 80_TD>Batman 75_TD>Robin 75_TD>Hulk 75_TD>Green Lantern 75_TD>Superman 70_TD>Spider-Man 70_TD>The Flash 60_TD...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 16:01:00 GMT

Suck My Back

All the gay ass late as hell dane cook fans can suck my back. And boo to Dane for becoming as mainstream as Nirvana post mortum. And Jessica Simpson? Can we say EW? She should take...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 07:41:00 GMT

And the loser is!...

YOU! So, stop looking at my blogs and profile, you psycho. How can you miss 'poison'? You must miss being the topics of my blogs. I can see how it fed your ego just like the cheating and the myspac...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 07:05:00 GMT

"Never comin' home..."

Pump Pump Pump....stop....(stops breathing)..............Pump. GASP! "OH MY GOD....How the fuck am I getting home?", I scream, as my heart skips about 11 beats. Burning tears start streaming down my ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 12:12:00 GMT