Get your own countdown at BlingyBlob.comI COULD quite possibly be the coolest person you know. That's because all of you here KNOW me. No, I don't have a friend count of 569 or a thousand. That's because I actually personally KNOW every one of my friends on here. The people who feel its necessary to accept total strangers as friends and never talk to them just for a high friend count are total dushkus with low self-esteems. No offense or anything (Sorry, I probably lowered your self esteem even more, right now.) So, unless I know you or knew you years ago, you may admire me, but then you must run along. Thank you.--------PS: By the way, guys: I'm taken and happier than I've ever been in my entire life. I hate bitches (and hoes). Go to a damned whore house if you want a meaningless fuck, you walking STD.- Period. ******Things you need to know about me: --I am way too busy with my husband to bother with man whores trying to get in my panties STILL . --I am house shopping. GET THE PICTURE- I'M NOT SINGLE. --I am not a clubber chick who "hooks up" with any random hot guy. I AM NOT SINGLE. --If I could clone myself, I'd marry me. (No, really, I would... and that does'nt make me conceited- just happy with myself) but I'd much rather marry my husband over and over again. --I talk like a motherfucker. Try to interrupt me and you'll be retracting a 4 fingered hand. --I LOVE LOVE LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE my husband (and the 9 fingers he has left :) j/k --I WILL CRUSH anyone who gets in my way or tries to even touch him or my dream of living happily ever after. --Bitches beware... --- ***FURTHERMORE***...I have to let this out. Fuck MySpace...Yeah, I know, I'm on it so I must be a hypocrite, right? NO. I use it the right way. I don't use it to pimp or fuck and I certainly do NOT have one ounce of respect for anyone who does. Its a fucking epidemic. Myspace has become "MySluts...A Place To Fuck". FUCK THAT and FUCK the sluts on here with their fucking slutty ass bathroom mirror pics and their little fake ass" bad girl" personas...GAY! FUCK the boy-sluts with the 5 girls that they're hookin up with on the side...here's a fucking tip-- DUMP YOUR GIRLFRIEND first, you fucking MAN-WHORE. If you read this far you deserve a medal. The End.
---****BEWARE: Any further attempts to get into my panties after reading the aforementioned warning will result in one less testicle. You're laughing, I'm not laughing. Oh yeah, one more interesting tid bit- I know Soo Bahk Do(karate). Watch out for my roundhouse kicks to the junkular :) (groin)***I'm a green belt, which is one belt away from a black belt. The last tournament I went to was in Liberty, NY, in May, where I took first place in the regional championship. Nationals were in Florida this July, where I went to kick ass and did. I did'nt place 1st but only because I sacrificed it to kick this girl's ass and almost disqualify myself. It was worth every roundhouse kick to her head...that and the look on her face was priceless. I'll take 4th place out of everyone in the country happily. Fuck. I love the word 'Fuck'.----And, oh yeah, have a nice day, whoever you are. Su Fi! ..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editorâ„¢ V2.5
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