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jennabell!

if you're going to ask me if my piercings hurt, save us both some time and just go eat a DICK!

About Me

i am very confident. i like to make weird noises and faces. i can turn one eye in and make dolphin sounds. i have the strangest, most elaborate dreams, that never make any sense and are almost always scary - ask me about them! my closet is color coordinated and filled with nothing but t-shirts. i always have a lighter handy, and i don't smoke.

i am wayyy too obsessed with court tv and forensic shows for my own good. considering i am scared of almost everything that could possibly kill me. i'm afraid to be at home by myself at night or to go outside at night for fear that someone may abduct and/or murder me. i know it's silly, but my imagination runs wild sometimes. i'm also afraid of planes, bridges, strangers at night, throwing up, vomit in general, feet, war, "president" bush, centipedes, earwigs, etc.

My Interests

graphic design, photography, cuddling, my cats, always knowing what time it is, spontaneity, sweaters, mittens, peacoats, winter, autumn, painting, pastels, primitive animations, napping, skirts, eyebrows, hair, nashville tn, plaster hands, hugs, socks, christmas in july, bathing, blue eyes/black hair, my car, locked doors, tacks, tuxedo cats, singing, SUSHI, painted toenails, tight t-shirts, pornography, dancing, smiling, being happy, dr pepper, pizza lunchables, burping, farting, picking my nose, pooping, talking about pooping (i am VERY lady-like), sega genesis, sonic the hedgehog (and tails!), "the house family", making porn magnets, sims2, pizza, soy and seitan meat alternatives, kissing, hump-hump, vacuuming, bras and underwear, frozen veggies, tattoos, mix tapes.

I'd like to meet:

most people are too boring to hold my interest for more than one conversation. if you think that you can, contact me. are you up for the challenge?

don't get pissed if i don't leave you comments or reply to the ones you leave me. i only leave comments or send messages when i actually have something to say. i'm not one to force a comment just to boost your ego, and you don't have to boost mine. unless you want to, of course.

i'm here to make friends, not to fill my friends list with dimwits and creeps just to beef up the number.

Music:

currently: 311, head automatica, we are the fury, the faint, andrew wk, cake, guns n roses, boy sets fire, ashlee simpson, the clash, g love and special sauce, fall out boy, gorillaz, 2 skinnee j's, portishead, zolof the rock & roll destroyer, foo fighters, blur, JOURNEY, spice girls, morningwood, sublime, hot hot heat.

Movies:

mallrats, dead poets society, ferris buellar's day off, ladybugs, cb4, private parts, the back to the future trilogy, empire records, encino man, idle hands, the doom generation, requiem for a dream, party monster, a beautiful mind, reservior dogs, pulp fiction, without limits. cool.

Television:

that 70's show, gilmore girls, seinfeld, one tree hill, scrubs, the noozles, americas next top model, the OC, the ashlee simpson show, unwrapped, 30 minute meals, sex and the city, dead like me, green acres, flip that house, my name is earl, csi: las vegas, cold case files, forensic files, anything forensics and creepy...i guess i watch too much tv.

Books:

Rand McNally the road atlas - united states, canada, and mexico, the fuck-up, 1984, the outsiders, flowers in the attic, where the sidewalk ends, vegan cookbooks. i also read cosmo.

My Blog

my move to texas. [pictures]

mississippi treesmister bobey @ hotel in louisianahouston compared with the cathedral of learningtexas.truck hauling a hampton inn sign?my texas eyeballprefontaine rocking the kitty harness and sittin...
Posted by miss jenna jerkwagon! <3's texas on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 08:33:00 PST

dear neighbors:

stop putting your trash out a week early and letting the raccoons spread it all over the street. you are disgusting. also, if you would start caring a little more about the environment and recycle, ...
Posted by miss jenna jerkwagon! <3's texas on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 04:52:00 PST

this is so bad.

it was gorgeous all day today. like 70 sunny and clear, not one cloud.i am so burnt.so burnt.and stupid as hell.<3 jenna!...
Posted by miss jenna jerkwagon! <3's texas on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 10:12:00 PST

kitten pictures!

this was today (2 weeks old)spoken for:still needs a home, perhaps:these were at about 1 week+:and cowboy and elephant for good measure!:...
Posted by miss jenna jerkwagon! <3's texas on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 06:31:00 PST

MORE KITTENS!


Posted by miss jenna jerkwagon! <3's texas on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 06:30:00 PST

oops :\

i put my water on andrew's desk and thor decided it would be a good idea to stick his paw/head in the glass and knock it over. and it spilled all over andrew's keyboard. :.. uh-oh. i cleaned it up as ...
Posted by miss jenna jerkwagon! <3's texas on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 11:17:00 PST

don't get a pet if you can't take care of it.

you know what is annoying? when someone asks you to watch their cat while they get a new place and then 6 months pass without so much as a word. i've paid for all of this cats shots and had him neuter...
Posted by miss jenna jerkwagon! <3's texas on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 02:09:00 PST

my eye day six?

isn't she pretty?[note: apologies for the horrible lighting. it's nighttime though. and i'm too lazy to turn on a light. pfft.]...
Posted by miss jenna jerkwagon! <3's texas on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 09:24:00 PST

catster

are you on catster? your cats should be friends with my cats. or dogs. dogster too. prefontaine: http://www.catster.com/?139316 reagan: http://www.catster.com/?139321 frisbee: http://www.catst...
Posted by miss jenna jerkwagon! <3's texas on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 04:42:00 PST

funniest thing ever

jennac0re: i was just on the phone with my mom and she asked if i was coming home this weekend because my brother wants to take us to outback and i went, "but i don't eat beef" and andrew went, "you e...
Posted by miss jenna jerkwagon! <3's texas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST