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Patrick

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About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Varies
Birthday: Varies
Birthplace: Ashamed To Admit
Current Location: D-Town in the 5-trey-naught
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: Taller Than You
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefties are Gay... Look it up.. Factual Shit
Your Heritage: Fucking Canadian and Proud. What?
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sneaks
Your Weakness: Anything Wet
Your Fears: Horses
Your Perfect Pizza: Big and Free, Delivered in less than 30
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not Killing Myself
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "I Will Report You If You Don't Stop... LOL LMFAO"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where'd I Leave That Beer?
Your Best Physical Feature: Jesus... Look At ME. I'm a Fucking Adonis
Your Bedtime: Whenever I Black Out
Your Most Missed Memory: Her Name
Pepsi or Coke: No More Coke.... Keep it Away
MacDonalds or Burger King: $0.99 Double Cheeseburgers....What do You Think?
Single or Group Dates: What's a Date?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla... Makes Rum Taste Good
Cappuccino or Coffee: Beer
Do you Smoke: All Day
Do you Swear: Only In Church And At Children
Do you Sing: No
Do you Shower Daily: Depends
Have you Been in Love: What?
Do you want to go to College: Hahahaha
Do you want to get Married: Only If She's Rich
Do you belive in yourself: Are You Paying Attention?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only When I Move
Do you think you are Attractive: Look At Me!
Are you a Health Freak: Again.. Are You Even Listening To Me?
Do you get along with your Parents: I Visit The Home That I Put Them In, Monthly
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Not As Much As I Would Have Liked
In the past month have you Smoked: Only A Few Dozen Cartons
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: What Is This Word You Use?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, But I Have Eaten Box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, But I Have Eaten...
In the past month have you been on Stage: Was That Her Name?
In the past month have you been Dumped: Hahahaha
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: It Was Like 30 Degrees, And I Hate Water.. What Do You Think?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only Hearts... And Money
Ever been Drunk: ummm...Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Actually, Yes. She Was Really Ugly
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: At My Own Hands... Soon
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm Already Grown And I'm Nothing.... Happy?
What country would you most like to Visit: Canada
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Whatever
Favourite Hair Color: Not Red
Short or Long Hair: Long... Pull Easier
Height: Don't Really Care
Weight: Haha.. 110+
Best Clothing Style: Off
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: 128
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Almost All Of Them
Sanjay Rides Camels! - and - My roomate is a low budget prostitute!Myspace Contact Tables

My Interests

Drinking , Smoking , Chewing , Eating , Sleeping , Screwing , .. , Drinking , Ridiculing Deformed Children, Emotionaly Abusing Women , Blacking Out , The SF Giants , Reading "Away Messages ..

I'd like to meet:

Patrick is A God Patrick has Too Many Friends Gar I

Kumar

J Sil

Chesterfield

The Giants

Dewey

Court

LtlPed

JennPedd

Heaven

House Whore

Vic Martinez

Drinks

Ray's son

Head

Mapes

View all of the people who think I'm their friend
You wish you had 16 friends on your list Try it...

Music:

Spice 1 , Gangsta Dre , Dayton Family , Nickatina , Esham , Gangsta Blac , Scarface , Tech N9ne , Crucial Conflict ,UGK ,T Rock

Movies:

Tombstone, American Psycho, Usual Suspects, Anything with Bruce Willis except North, Top Gun, Spun, Napoleon Dynomite, Run Ronnie Run

Television:

Designing Women, Miami Vice, Charles In Charge, Another World, Full House, Info-mercials, Bass Masters, Univision 19.. I
Own
Sanjay's
Life

God hates Helmut!

Books:

American Psycho , Johnny Got his Gun , The Count of Monte Cristo , Crosswords, does the sports page count?

Heroes:

Nolan Ryan , Tucker Max , Rasputin , Jim Kelly , PB2K4 , John Scott, Gar III , J.T Snow , Punjab , J Stutter , Val Kilmer , Chesterfield , John Miller, Boss, BKG , SA, Papa Chuck, Dick Dawson

My Blog

Last time I did this it was suicide

You scored as Poison. Your death will be by poison, probably because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it. Several important people in history sha...
Posted by Patrick on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 12:01:00 PST

Haiku LXXV

I broke my chicletsHow stupid can one man beTable always wins...
Posted by Patrick on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 07:08:00 PST

Haiku LXXIV

Laying in bed trashedIt's not even nine thirtyThat god damn "Three Sheets" Greatedt Show Ever, Thanks Comcast HD!
Posted by Patrick on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 09:14:00 PST

Haiku LXXIII

Oh shit. Ya'll thought I retired. Back for my seventy-third Haiku:To be like KellyLive your life as he lives itApathetically
Posted by Patrick on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 04:43:00 PST

Haiku LXXII

See our new room mateReally, does it have a job?No, it's a damn duck
Posted by Patrick on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 09:53:00 PST

Haiku LXXI

God damn we suck assThought it would be my forteFuck trivia night
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 11:37:00 PST

Haiku LXX... By popular demand

You fucking liar"Guaranteed to win that trip"Underhandedness
Posted by Patrick on Fri, 19 May 2006 05:55:00 PST

Haiku LXVIIII

Cannot sleep againWish I had some pills or myAccupucturist.
Posted by Patrick on Tue, 09 May 2006 01:45:00 PST

Haiku LXVIII

Falling down the stairsA fractured arm, concusionDrunked disaster
Posted by Patrick on Tue, 09 May 2006 05:12:00 PST

Haiku LXVII

Sweet Santa BarbaraMust have been my companyYou were labled wrong
Posted by Patrick on Tue, 02 May 2006 07:05:00 PST