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travi$!!

you party like a rockstar? i rap like a monstarrr, party like a mobstarrr, and fuck like a pornstarr

About Me

i like chillin out n shit.

My Interests

the pursuit of happiness

I'd like to meet:

my girlfriend, so i can fall in love with her twicepeople who know how to chill out, man...

...and people who know how to follow the rules.

Music:

sublime
immortal technique
outkast
placebo
weezer
coldplay
the cure
the smiths
at the drive in
wu tang clan
dr dre
eminem
the refused
rage against the machine
kmfdm
nine inch nails
the judas cradle
the game
cypress hill
the beatles
the mars volta
at the drive-in
alice in chains
mudhoney
red hot chili peppers
i like more, but whatever.

Movies:

american beauty
big fish
the departed
four brothers
fight club
jackie brown
pulp fiction
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
black snake moan
the rock
tristan &isolde
half baked
black sheep
zoolander
hahaha idk, i never watch that many movies.

Television:

drew carey
seinfeld
in living color
beavis &butthead
south park
the colbert report
chapelle show
law and order
csi
without a trace
lil' bush
too bad i never watch any of them. except law and order. and reality tv sucks.

Books:

shogun
the giver
rich daddy, poor daddy
of mice & men
private parts
the alphabet of manliness
all of these books rule.

Heroes:

becky, for loving me and letting me love her

My Blog

dear "death metal" bands - the challenge to "gore metal" [or whatever you are] bands of earth

the following is a bulletin i posted today:dear "death metal" bandsSTOP PLAYING MUSIC - YOU SUCKand the "death metal" is used primarily in this post, because you think you're death metal because you w...
Posted by travi$!! on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 03:04:00 PST

ATTN: random ass scene kids who add me

okay. random ass scene kids who add me. listen up. first off - you should DEFINATLY send me a message first off. i don't know who the fuck you are, so why do you think i'm gonna add you? because you'r...
Posted by travi$!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

every scene girl ever

note: i don't care when you liked, knew about or heard of all these things. i don't care how long you've been like, acted like or tried to be like this. you're either lying, or you're actually telling...
Posted by travi$!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i hereby quit the hardcore scene

hardcore is gay. drama is gay. i don't even listen to the music anymore, i just pay ten dollars to flail my arms around into people for no good reason. fuck your shows. fuck your fashion. fuck yo...
Posted by travi$!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the order of trends

THE ORDER OF TRENDS by travis malekpour so this is how it works: mtv comes along and some one shops at hot topic. creates a nu metal kid. or a pop punk/ska kid. the nu metal kid can go in pretty much...
Posted by travi$!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my friends.

these are my absolute closest friends: nick callister. pete healy. andrea schaffer. max ciancerelli. john kirshey. mike carosella. tony dicarlicio. connor froley. greg bruno. these are som...
Posted by travi$!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

probably the best thing i ever wrote

i was in the middle of posting something in an anti-bam forum on myspace, when during my rambling of truth i wrote this, and figured i'd share it with everyone. enjoy. pop icons are for those who d...
Posted by travi$!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

date me

alright here's what you have to do: NO: -ocd -meat eaters -liars -indecisive bitches -scene sluts -materialistic -mall rats -bam fans -straight edge nazi's YES -eccentric -open minded...
Posted by travi$!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i have a lip ring...

yeah.... i'm way trendy now... it's hot... everyone in the world make out with me now.
Posted by travi$!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm On My Space.

I'm on My Space now. So give me oral sex, or add me, or something like that.
Posted by travi$!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST