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Adam

Where's my Brandy Alexander? Could I have a rum and coke? RAAAAANDEHHH!

About Me

I'm a boring guy, with no personality and no wit. I enjoy popping pimples with a spatchula, french kissing infants, beating up small children, honking at deaf people, parking in handicap spaces and picking my nose. I love Elmo and have personal issues with Big Bird. If u think this country is going to hell then you can blame me because I didn't vote. I was too busy stealing cable and downloading kiddie porn. Most people would call me selfish, arrogant, stupid, disgusting, and perverted. However I like to think of myself as a smart, caring, romantic. My primary goal in life is make everyone else miserable. My favorite sayings are "help no one" "steal from the poor" and "you suck, so I can feel better". Everything I do is mean, but it's ok because Jesus will forgive me, so I can do whatever I want...right! Anyway all kidding aside. If you got this far than you've wasted another few minutes of your life on myspace. Congrats. Your parents should be proud. So I'm really a filmaker. The trailer for my first film is on this page.
Circling Serita is the story of how to move on past the one true love. Loosly based on a true story. Gigity. I wrote this film to to help people move on from being in love. This will be the second film for me and the first feature length film i have created. Err...Gigity. I also shot promotional video in St. Martaan over labor day. Gigity Goo! ..

My Interests

Making Films, Camping, Snowboarding, Wakeboarding, Writing Screenplays, Traveling The World (New Zealand hopefully next) Seeing movies on the big screen, Working out, Hanging out with my dog. www.mythicalsluglines.com

I'd like to meet:

I'm looking for a girl that exceeds 350 lbs, has one leg, and loves to hop. my favorite color is green. I'm ugly as ever. I wear a size 13 shoe. I smell good though. I have a dog. He smells good half the time. if my dog doesn't like you, then you will be kicked to the curb so fast you'll think it was a career. Speaking of career I also have no job and no money. my teeth are yellowish green, but they match my eyes, so you might not notice. I can't afford a toothbrush yet. I might lease one with an option to buy.I'm not picky with woman though I would like a girl who is blond, blue eyed, with clean teath and a great personality, that wears jeans, blue shoes, and a white shirt. She can only use Crest to brush with, and must work at Chuckie Cheese between the hours of 9 and 7pm. Or maybe a ginger kid will be cool too. This is one of my drawings of great film characters

Music:

Bruce Springsteen, Hans Zimmer, Dave Mathews, Pearl Jam, Counting Crows, John Mayer, Jack Johnson, Katie Barbato, Crash test Dummies, Adam Sandler, Van Halen, Enya, Film Scores, and many others i can't think of.

Movies:

Good Will Hunting, Serenity, Boogie Nights, Lord of the Rings Trilogy(Fellowship my fav), Star Wars(Empire my favorite), Fletch, Donnie Darko, Meet the Parents, Dumb and Dumber, Jaws, Die Hard, Mystic River, Matrix, Waiting, Trainspotting, Bourne Supremacy, Harry Potter films(Azkaban my fav), Indiana Jones Trilogy(Temple of Doom my fav), Life as a House, Gladiator, Braveheart, Lion King, Garden State, Sideways, Graduate, Wrath of Kahn, Friday the 13th VII, E.T., Halloween, Texas Chainsaw Massacure(original), Wrestling, The Holiday, Superman Returns, Rocky Balboa and Debbie does Dallas.

Television:

Cheers, Sienfeld, South Park, Friends, Simpsons, A-Team, Transformers, Smurfs, Firefly, Rescue Me, Family Guy and free porn!

Books:

tao of pooh, harry potters, lord of the rings, bourne novels, and of coarse how to pick up trashy women by lane myer.

Heroes:

Peter Jackson, Goerge Lucas, Arnold Schwartzenegger, Jim Carrey, Steven Spielberg, Tom Cruise, Edward Burns, Tom Brady, Drew Bledsoe, Bobby Orr, Teddy Bruschi, Bill Belichick, Randy Fox, Garrett Fox, and Ferris Bueller your my hero.

My Blog

Party in Paradise St. Maarten Labor Day

So this weekend was the BEES KNEES. What an incredible time. THANK YOU PULITO! You have an amazing gift to bring people together. You are the real life VAN WILDER. The weekend was the first big Partyi...
Posted by Adam on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 01:47:00 PST

Memorial Day Weekend 2007

..> ..TR> Memorial Day Weekend 2007 Here's some pics from memorial day weekend 2007. we all got tanked and had a blast..>..TABLE> 3 fathers to be! Congrats Garrett, Matty and Bradley! Shane pulli...
Posted by Adam on Tue, 29 May 2007 10:45:00 PST

MAMMOTH 2

  Conditions were great. Miller, Han, and Ronik. Garrett on Dave's run. It's like the K-12.     Matty and Patty making us organic pasta with veggies. Next morning Matty made Lucky...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 08:48:00 PST

Mammoth Mountain Trip

Just got back from Mammoth this weekend. Had one of the best times on a vacation since I went to Europe in 2001. It was a huge Holliston High reunion with a few extra peeps in the mix. Drank like...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 10:39:00 PST

McClane and his new friend Body

McClane has a new nieghboor friend named Body. He now has someone to kick it with on the porch.McClane ...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 04:18:00 PST