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Jesse

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About Me

Hey, My Name is Jesse, I fuckin rule... I'm a professional Mixologist in Indiana... Which means I'll get you drunk and feel your boobies!! I fuckin rule!
"So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!" That's Right Bitches! CHECK ME OUT!
What Makes You.. by SheBangs12
Your name?
Your gender?
What makes you sexy? Your eyes
What makes you pretty? Your smile
What makes you loveable? How fun you are
What makes you fun? Your love for everything
What makes you irresistable? Your flirtatious nature
What makes you cute? How affectionate you are
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My Interests



I have done 4 things out of the ten that every guy should do... I went to a wrestlemania kentucky derby indy 500 and nba finals game this means I fuckin rule! I like to play pool listen to music more music movies some books plenty of music... I'm nefarious I'm evil I'm mighty I'm dubious? Is that a word? Bad ass Kick ass and I FUCKIN RULE!Click here to see Daft Vader Get Down On The Ones And Two's

I'd like to meet:

People who don't bring on the suck!
If you do suck.. you can get the fuck off of my Page!
If you do suck, or for whatever reason, ya don't like me

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Music:

Click Here To Listen To House of Pain -vs- QueenClick Here To Listen To Snoop Dogg -vs- B-52'sClick Here To Listen To Eminem -vs- System of A DownClick Here To Listen To Pitt Bull -vs- The ProdigyClick Here To Listen To Mobb Deep -vs- Linkin ParkClick To Listen To KoRn -vs- M.O.P Click Here To Listen To The Donnas -vs- OutKastClick Here To Listen To The Beatles -vs- Obie TriceClick Here To Listen To Queen -vs- OutKastClick Here To Listen To The Beatles -vs- Beastie BoysClick Here To Listen To Gorillaz -vs- Wyclef & B-RealClick Here To Listen to Modest Mouse -VS- Jay-Z Click Here To Listen to Rage -VS- Dre & Pac Rage Against The Machine

Justice League

The Offspring Click Here To See A Cool Offspring Video Click Here To See Another Cool Offspring Video Wu Tang CLan Nirvana Foo Fighters Red Hot Chili Peppers Click Here To The Coolest RHCP Video Beck

The Hives The Eels God Lives Underwater ClickHere To A Cool Video From God LivesUnderWater Well, after a quick 16 secondcommercial... The Crystal Method The Chemical Brothers Daft Punk Cypress Hill Eric B & Rakim Old Snoop Dogg his old shit, not current The SoundsQueens of The Stone Age ProBot Hans Zimmer Tricky SpongeThe Killers Franz Ferdinan TheGorillaz The doors Led Zepplin Jimi Hendrix The Rollins Band The Who Various DJ'sMelissa Auf De Maur primus the pixies bad religion naughty by nature Tupac guns n roses stp audioslave soundgarden silverchair kulas shaker Local H Tool A Perfect Circle Click Here To See Judith By A Perfect Circle the Cure The Deftones RedMan

MethodMan nine inch nails Muse Underworld Rob Zombie/White Zombie

and whoever did the music for Requiem for a Dream.

Movies:

True Romance Any Tarantino film anime the usual supects Sin Cityspider-man 2 The Bourne Identity The bourne supremacy animal house was the first movie I saw tehcnically. My Aunt took me when I was a wee lil baby.

Television:

click here to play 'Carl's Strip Poker'Click Here To Play 'Head Games'Adult swim Click Here To See A Cool Family Guy Clip law & order south parkThe Discovery Channelstuff on vh1 cartoon network the travel channelquantum leapA&E Mind of Mencia Click Here To See Some Cool Carlos Mencia Shit From Comedy Central

Books:

About A Boy How To Be Good Hi-Fidelity Fight Club Currently Reading Rules of Attraction Would like to read..... Books about Che Guevara The GodFather Less Than Zero Read Journals by Kurt cobain Scar tissue Chicken Soup For The Nefariously Naughty Soul (I may have to write that one myself) The Places You'll Go by Dr. Seuss.I'm also writing The Complete Ass Jacks Guide To The Kama Sutra Should be out soon......So if you're an ass jack, and you want to learn more about The Kama Sutra...Well there ya go

My Blog

video of the day.....

new tool album came out today, check it out. also Click Here To See Dani california From The Red Hot Chili Peppers or atleast hear teh song if the video doesn't play...
Posted by Jesse on Wed, 03 May 2006 04:30:00 PST

Video of The Day Aug. 17, 2005

Funny Video For The Day "Karate Master"
Posted by Jesse on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 05:37:00 PST

Video of The Day For August 16th 2005

Today's Video.... Year of The Rat By Badly Drawn Boy
Posted by Jesse on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 03:21:00 PST

Atmosphere Tour Dates

ATMOSPHERE: POUR ME ANOTHER TOUR 2005 - Tuesday, August 9, 2005 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Atmosphere will go back on the road in support of their new album You Cant Imagine How Much Fun Were Having ...
Posted by Jesse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Muse Show

I went to Ball State With my friend Sarah on Sunday to see MTV Campus Invasion Tour featuring Muse. It was a great show. I highly suggest seeing them live. the way they switched back and forth fro...
Posted by Jesse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST