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†Platinum Girl†

Disapproval may find itself fucking its mother on the grave of sanity...

About Me

Hello, I'm Luisa, your friendly neighborhood rapist ^_^

I am the Sex Muffin of the Sexy Sisterz™ (Lexi Pexi is the Sex Cookie)

I like what I like, not what you want me to like.

A Few Facts about Moi:

- My Name's Luisa
- I'm a Scorpio
- I'm a very optimistic person
- DON'T STEREOTYPE ME! IT'S TOO DIFFICULT!
- I can be really quiet
- World of Warcraft pwns!
- Night Elves and Blood Elves are sexy ^.^
- I'm proud to be a geek
- My music taste WILL scare you
- My dress sense WILL scare you
- I like cuddles ^.^
- I like meeting new people
- TARJA TURUNEN IS BETTER THAN ANNETTE OLZON!!!
- My friends mean the world to me
- Mmmmm....coffee.... ^_^
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My Interests

I enjoy drinking, playing guitar, music, anime, cuddles, being random, meh that's about it.
I'm always up for making new friends although I'm really quiet when I'm with a large group of people.
Warning: If you don't like my crude sense of humor you will be forced to suck my clit. If you are easily offended, please fuck off. Thank you.

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I'd like to meet:

This man:

Tony Kakko...Hot, great voice, amazing musician...what else could you ask for?

Create your own Friend Quiz here

Music:

In Alphabetical Order:
- 1349
- The 69 Eyes
- Abigail Williams
- Abuse of Technology
- Agathodaimon
- Alice Cooper
- Amon Amarth
- And One
- Anaal Nathrakh
- Angels on Acid
- Angelspit
- Arch Enemy
- As I Lay Dying
- At The Gates
- Avoidance of Doubt
- Bathory
- Behemoth
- The Berzerker
- The Birthday Massacre
- Black Label Society
- Black Sabbath
- Blacklisted
- Blind Guardian
- Blitzkid
- Blood Island Raiders
- Bob Marley
- Bolt Thrower
- Bourbon Crow
- Bruce Dickinson
- Burst
- C/A/T
- Callenish Circle
- Cannibal Corpse
- C/A/T
- Carcass
- Carpathian Forest
- Cattle Decapitation
- Cellador
- Children of Bodom
- Chimaira
- Clawfinger
- Coal Chamber
- Cradle of Filth
- Crowfoot
- Cryptopsy
- Daath
- Dark Funeral
- Dark Hallway
- Darkane
- Deadstar Assembly
- Death
- Deathstars
- Deicide
- Devildriver
- Dimmu Bogir
- Dio
- Diverje
- Dope
- Dope Stars Inc.
- Dragonforce
- Drowning Pool
- Ektomorf
- Emilie Autumn
- Emperor
- Epica
- Evanescence
- Evile
- Falkenbach
- Fall Of The Leafe
- Fields Of The Nephilim
- Flotsam & Jetsam
- Fozzy
- Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13
- Funker Vogt
- George Michael
- God Forbid
- Godsmack
- Grave
- Hammerfall
- Helltrash
- H.I.M
- Hurt Locker
- Iced Earth
- Ihsahn
- Il Nino
- Immolation
- The Indigents
- In Flames
- Iron Maiden
- Jack Off Jill
- Japanishe Kampfhorspiele
- Job For A Cowboy
- Joe Satriani
- Johnny Traunt
- Judas Priest
- Khoma
- Khold
- Kind Diamond
- Kiss
- Knut
- KoRn
- Korpiklaani
- Kreator
- Lacuna Coil
- Latexxx Teens
- Leaves' Eyes
- Lights Of Euphoria
- London After Midnight
- Lordi
- Machinegun Symphony
- Machine Head
- Maniac Spider Trash
- Marilyn Manson
- Mastodon
- McQueen
- The Meads Of Asphodel
- Megadeth
- Metallica
- Michael Jackson
- Mindless Self Indulgence
- Morbid Angel
- Mortiis
- Motley Crue
- Mudvayne
- Murderdolls
- Naer Mataron
- Necrophagist
- Necrophibic
- Nightwish
- Nile
- Nine Inch Nails
- Obituary
- Ozzy Osbourne
- Pantera
- Paradise Lost
- Power Rangers Theme Tune!!
- Place Of Skulls
- Queen
- Racer X
- Rammstein
- The Red Chord
- Reverend Hellbastard
- Rob Zombie
- Sadus
- Satyricon
- Scar Symmetry
- Scars Of Tomorrow
- The Scizophreniac
- Scooter
- Seether
- Sepultura
- Shadows Fall
- Sikth
- The Sin Decay
- Sinister
- SITD
- Six Feet Under
- Skirtbox
- Slayer
- Slipknot
- Sodom's Child
- Soil
- Sonata Arctica
- Sothis
- Soulfly
- The Spookshow
- Sting & the Police
- Stone Sour
- Strapping Young Lad
- Sunseth Midnight
- Symphony X
- t.A.T.u
- T3CHN0PH0B1A
- Theatres Des Vampires
- Tony Iommi
- Toy Box
- Twisted Sister
- UFO
- Unearth
- V2A
- Wednesday 13
- Weird Al Yankovich
- Wesley Willis
- Whitesnake
- Within Temptation
- Wumpscut
- X-Ray
- Yngwie Malmsteen
- Zeromancer

Movies:

Feature Length Filth:
- Interview with the Vampire
- Queen of The Damned
- Van Helsing
- Saw
- Saw II
- Saw III
- The Grudge
- The Grudge 2
- Freddy Vs Jason
- The Wickerman
- A Corpse Bride
- The Nighmare Before Christmas
- Gothica
- Final Destination
- Final Destination 2
- Final Destination 3
- Hellraiser
- The Ring
- The Ring 2
- Plan 9 From Outer Space
- Blair Witch Project
- Mean Girls

Television:

I love anime! Though most of the stuff I like isn't on TV anymore. I love Sailor Moon, Elfen Leid, Cardcaptors, Pokémon etc.
Other stuff I like: South Park, Drawn Together, Jackass, Viva La Bam, Pimp My Ride, The Simpsons, Spongebob Squarepants, Balls of Steel, Fawlty Towers...anything that will make me laugh really =]

Books:

I read alot, not much a big fan of really big, long books coz I never have time to finish them. I read Darren Shan books, Harry Potter, Lemony Snicket's "A Series of Unfortunate Events" and that's about it.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Luisa Shelswell
Birthday: October 27th
Birthplace: In a cabbage patch
Current Location: here
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5ft 3''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: English/Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: New Rock wannabes
Your Weakness: love/sex
Your Fears: losing the people I love most, spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: one that tastes good
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Find true love and be in a band that actually DOES something!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: must...masturbate...
Your Best Physical Feature: everything about me is sexy :)

Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: Katy Moore/V.O.A
Pepsi or Coke: they're the same fucking thing!
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither, I hate fast food
Single or Group Dates: don't mind as long as I'm with the guy I love ♥
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: er...that one! *points at random option*
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chawclette!!! it's sexy :P
Cappuccino or Coffee: both are yummy
Do you Smoke: nope, it makes your willy small!! (no I dont have one you GAY!)
Do you Swear: no, you FUCKING CUNT!!
Do you Sing: all the time!
Do you Shower Daily: if I can be bothered...
Have you Been in Love: ooooh, yes! It's AMAZING while it lasts! ♥
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yeah why not! It sounds fun!
Do you belive in yourself: well no, I only seem like it coz I'm really self concious, I'm not really as big headed as I make myself out to be
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yes, i'm drop dead GORGEOUS! =D
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: alot of the time I do yes =]
Do you like Thunderstorms:
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup, I admit I have a problem!
In the past month have you Smoked: yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes, I go every weekend!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no but oreos are nummy! =D
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no but I wanna try sushi one day...
In the past month have you been on Stage: no but I wanna be in the next school talent show and kick No Parachute Needed's ass!
In the past month have you been Dumped: It happens, you learn to move on and be happy =D
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: maaaybe...
Ever been Drunk: YES!!!
Ever been called a Tease: no, coz if anyone said that they'd get a slap for being gay (or most likely emo)
Ever been Beaten up: no, I'm the one that does the beating up
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: i don't know... i generally like living
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I wanna do something in journalism or music, or both!
What country would you most like to Visit: Finland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: not bothered, personality is more important
Favourite Hair Color: personality is more important
Short or Long Hair: LONG!!!
Height: anything taller than me
Weight: not bothered
Best Clothing Style: metal/rock/gothic
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: lots, but not millions as I have all my music on my PC
Number of Piercings: 2, soon to be 3! =D
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: lots and lots, but I dont think about them coz I wanna move on

Heroes:

UberChris!- My Big Brother, and the biggest influence in my life, he's always there if I need help and he will always give me great advice and make me feel better, honestly I don't know what I'd do without him sometimes, without him I know I'd have wondered down the wrong path in life and I am eternally grateful for that. Together we make the C.U.N.T.S, a super-sibling duo who dedicate their lives to the protection and happiness of friends ^_^
Lawrence - My BESTEST buddy in the whole entire world!!! This guy is the crudest child you will EVER meet, but he's also the FUNNIEST guy ever and I love him sooooooo much he means the whole world to me...he was the first real best friend I ever had and he will be forever =]
Alex - My BESTEST female buddy in the world and my sex cookie. Together we are the Sexy Sisterz™ and she really is like a sister to me! We have sex in Spank X) lmao We could talk for hours about anything and everything and we make each other giggle muchly...oh and we pleased a bush once XD haha ^_^
Sophie aka. Theador - This girl is BUFF! She laughs at the randomest things and you just gotta laugh along with her XD She's been my friend since primary school and we've both changed alot since then, but we're still very very good buddies ^_^ (even if she does fart at the dinner table XD haha sorry I just HAD to put that in somewhere! XD) love you Sophie ♥

My Blog

The Story of Big Black Riding Hood

Once upon a time in a big black house, in the ghettos of a big black country, there lived a big black boy called Big Black Riding Hood. He lived with his big black dad called Favva. One day, the bog b...
Posted by †Platinum Girl† on Fri, 11 May 2007 10:02:00 PST

Returned to the Ruins

Ignorning my tears but drowning my laughter Do they taste better when they fall? Building me up with the phantom foundations that were never there at all the closer you get the further you are embraci...
Posted by †Platinum Girl† on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 07:12:00 PST

Wise words from Nosferatu...

- Envy makes anger, anger loses the friend...(meaning: Jealousy will kill you eventually)- You only need 4 things in life to be happy: Music, Love, Fire and Blood! (meaning: i'm a vampyric pyromaniac ...
Posted by †Platinum Girl† on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:04:00 PST

I am a Necropheliac

They were right when the dead ones don't say noI got a fucking problem, that's the way it goesmasterbation lost it's funso i'll take this loaded gunscrew you bitch you're the very next oneyes, I am a ...
Posted by †Platinum Girl† on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 02:02:00 PST

Fill it out and I'll love you forever!!!

Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the beach? 5. ...
Posted by †Platinum Girl† on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 01:53:00 PST

Sorrow is my Sea

Over and over againLike the vicious whirlpoolDrowning mePulling me underDragging me to my deathI screamThe sound stolen by the wavesCrushing meEngulfing meStealing me from myselfI can't seeIt's all di...
Posted by †Platinum Girl† on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 12:59:00 PST

Pie is a LEGEND!!!!

Luisa: Ouch, my brain hurts Pie: Shock Horror! You have a brain!!! Luisa: I think so Pie: Are you sure it's a brain? Luisa: I dunno, i didnt think i had one until it started hurting Luisa: It looks li...
Posted by †Platinum Girl† on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 06:57:00 PST