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Me llamo Amanda

I already have one asshole....I don't need another one!

About Me

I like to consume alcohol, schmoke tweed and say inappropiate things. I have to grow up soon and get a real job.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Amanda
Birthday: 06/16/85
Birthplace: Cincinnati
Current Location: On da pooo-ter
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dark blonde/light brown
Height: 5' 6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Native American, Irish, German, and ?
The Shoes You Wore Today: Gym shoes
Your Weakness: Shoes
Your Fears: Being alone
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese please :D!!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Be a little nicer
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "lol"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Snooze
Your Best Physical Feature: mmmmm idk?
Your Bedtime: I guess between 11-1
Your Most Missed Memory: Seeing people that I liked everyday
Pepsi or Coke: Coke..perhaps cherry ;)
MacDonalds or Burger King: The Arch's
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla in a cone with candie eyes :D
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Candy ciggs
Do you Swear: Sometimes
Do you Sing: When I'm alone in my car
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: I thought so
Do you want to go to College: I'm in college
Do you want to get Married: Perhaps
Do you belive in yourself: Perhaps
Do you get Motion Sickness: In elevators
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: I try but I give into my hunger weakness
Do you get along with your Parents: Usually
Do you like Thunderstorms: NO!
Do you play an Instrument: Hmmm...the water glass
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I drank a wine cooler before I went to bed
In the past month have you Smoked: Like 3 packs of candy ciggs
In the past month have you been on Drugs: For my cold
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Well a date to me is when you first start dating someone or when you dress nice and go someplace super hawt ;) So no I haven't been on a date.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes

In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope, don't like them
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NEVER!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Perhaps
Ever been Beaten up: I don't think so
Ever Shoplifted: When I was like 5
How do you want to Die: Peacefully
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Something that makes a lot of money
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Depends
Height: Taller than me
Weight: Hmmm don't crush me and we'll be ok
Best Clothing Style: Clean clothes
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: Too many to count
Number of Piercings: 2 ---in the ears
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I try not to regret things and dwell on the past...
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My Interests

Being a fat kid, drinking, long walks in dark alleys, throwing forks at people, eating candy out of stranger's pockets....etc.

I'd like to meet:

People who know how to have a good time and aren't creepy stalkers or douches. I don't like d-bags. table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="250"

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

I like everything and I do mean everything...except country. Watch some NKOTB. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIHpA9MYVec.. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Comedies! I do like a good sappy girly movie every now and then b/c I do have a vagine. I only like horror movies if I have someone to bother in the middle of the night when I've had a nightmare. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbU_2WGlqkU.. width="425" height="350" ..Who doesn't like dancing cheeseburgers? :D

Television:

I don't get to watch tv too much anymore but I'm old school. Only new show that I watch it the hills. Yeah I'm trendy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QJnE-uiJvo.. width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

I enjoy a good nude magazine, but I'm usually stuck reading political nonsense for school.

Heroes:

Tim Allen and Peewee Herman. Their mugshots are deeee-lish.

My Blog

Finally :)

I got a call today offering me a job at a law firm downtown Cincinnati. What did I do? DUH! I accepted it. I will be an assistant to two attorneys that deal with foreclosure and bankruptcy. It has alw...
Posted by Me llamo Amanda on Thu, 29 May 2008 08:11:00 PST

Common Sense

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucr...
Posted by Me llamo Amanda on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 05:28:00 PST

So true...

Boys are cheats and liars they're such a big disgrace they will tell you anything to get to second base--ball, baseball he thinks he's gonna score if you let him go all the way, then you are a hor--ti...
Posted by Me llamo Amanda on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 03:39:00 PST

Eureagh?

"Eureagh"=The noise Tim Allen makes on his show Tool Time. Yes I know the show is actually called "Home Improvement", but who calls it that anyway? My point exactly. Ok so I really enjoy Tim Allen. Hi...
Posted by Me llamo Amanda on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 06:57:00 PST

MA....

...LARKEY! Ok so I have gotten in the habit of using very offensive words in my vocabulary. I've decided to replace ALL of them with MALARKEY. I feel like a new woman. The only time I curse is during ...
Posted by Me llamo Amanda on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 06:04:00 PST

=0

No more OC after Feb. 22nd! :(
Posted by Me llamo Amanda on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 04:52:00 PST

The new me :)

So I'm in my 4th year of college and I can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. I thought I wanted to be a lawyer, but I don't want to be. I have decided I want to become a diplomat fo...
Posted by Me llamo Amanda on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 07:47:00 PST

Wienerschnitzel

Wow, I missed a few days of school due to surgery and I rediscovered some excellent television shows. I don't really watch too many new shows, because I don't have time. I think my fav older show is p...
Posted by Me llamo Amanda on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 06:51:00 PST

Hmmm

You Should Get a PhD in Liberal Arts (like political science, literature, or philosophy)http://images.blogthings.com/whatadvanceddegreesh ouldyougetquiz/phd-arts.jpg" height="100" width="100">You're a ...
Posted by Me llamo Amanda on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 08:26:00 PST

All good things must come to an end.

It's been a while since I last posted so I figured I'd type a little something ;) I start school on August 21st which is good for me. Summer is almost over but I still have a few weeks to cherish :) S...
Posted by Me llamo Amanda on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 05:45:00 PST