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Jay

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About Me


I'm like driving home alone.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

TAPS, Stephen King, Neil Gaiman, Bruce Campell, Mel Brooks, Natalie Portman, Odin, Extraterrestrials, FLCL fans, John Olerud, the "suave man" who threw needles into me in my dream so I can exact revenge, and...
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My Blog

Being friendly at the mall

Today, whilst walking through the Burlington Mall (and already this is hard to believe) I was, what's the word, accosted (?) by a lovely young woman at a kiosk selling herbal aroma-therapy pads. This ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 19:57:00 GMT

Eh

I sometimes feel as though I'm being pushed out the door of sheltered life, forced to start an early journey as a nomad. If life were a body, it'd be all torso, ass, and genitalia, and I'd be a stone ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 13:24:00 GMT

Now

And now there's an ad about mortgage rates? What do I need that for? I rent a room in a house. Anyone know how I can change what I have to look at on my home page?
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:22:00 GMT

Heh

For some reason MySpace decides to put up advertisements attempting to tempt me into clicking them. And they're one of two things: "Are you single?" or "Still single?" is one of them, and the others h...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:19:00 GMT

Ghosts, food, we

Sometimes there are ghostsSo quickly seenLike they're not even thereSometimes we're like ghostsSo quickly we leaveLike we're not even hereAnd memory, unlike wine,Becomes worse with timeSometimes there...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 07:02:00 GMT

No Title

I wonder sometimes if I really ought to see some sort of psychiatrist... but then I remember that that's what they want you to think. Is it of the utmost importance that I follow the leader, a leader,...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:34:00 GMT

Meh

I guess I've been pretty "meh" about things lately, but I suppose that can only be because things pretty much stay the same. I wrote that e-mail, trying to elicit some sort of writing practice, but ha...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 12:08:00 GMT

Howmoneypollutedmymind

If I dream and someone's name shows up in it, someone whom I haven't spoken to in a while, but think of often, would it be weird to write them? Probably, but I'm going to anyway.Is it weird that someo...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Dec 2008 04:47:00 GMT

WTF?

So I was driving home from work after stopping at Dunks for coffee and depositing the whopping $20 I made in tips and what do I end up driving behind? A Cadillac something-or-other-big-SUV with a lice...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 06:11:00 GMT

The Later I Stay Up

The later I stay up, awake, with the light on even (and for some reason this fucking spell check hates every other word I write), the longer I have (not to need, but time-wise) to mull things over in ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 06:14:00 GMT