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Timmy Wojcik "THE ONE AND ONLY"

Knee is getting better. I'll be riding the huge wake of "The official towboat" soon

About Me

ALL I REALLY HAVE TO SAY IS PERFECTION... HAHA!! AND NO I DON'T MEAN THAT I AM PERFECTION... ALTHOUGH I'M PRETTY CLOSE TO PERFECTION.... JUST KIDDING!! BUT WHAT I REALLY MEAN IS THAT MY LIFE IS PERFECT... IT JUST TAKES A FEW MAIN INGREDIENTS TO HAVE A PERFECT LIFE... THOSE INGREDIENTS ARE A CLOSE FAMILY, A GREAT CAREER, FRIENDS THAT ALWAYS HAVE YOUR BACK AND ARE THERE FOR YOU WHEN YOU NEED THEM, AND A SMOKIN' HOT WOMAN THAT LOVES YOU... OH AND ONE MORE THING THAT IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT... YOU MUST HAVE A MASTERCRAFT (TOP OF THE LINE WAKE BOAT), CUZ WITHOUT THAT, YOU CAN'T THROW EXTREMELY BIG TRICKS... HAHA!! THE WAY I SEE IT, IS THAT ANYBODY CAN HAVE A PERFECT LIFE IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH... IT'S NOT AN EASY ROAD, BUT DON'T GIVE UP AND EVERYTHING WILL JUST FALL INTO PLACE...

I HAVE A PASSION FOR THIS SPORT



I got my layout at Cleanupmyspace.com

My Interests

Wakeboarding, diving, playing poker, romancing my girlfriend, four-wheeling, off-roading, b-b-queing, cooking, traveling, playing volleyball, camping, going to the beach, watching movies, telling whitey he's gay, playing guitar hero, using my sex swing and my love web, spoiling my sisters, driving mastercrafts, eating lasagna, hibachi grills, eating lunch with friends, going to frozen sun, playing darts, listening to music, sirius satellite radio, keeping my house clean and smelling good, seafood boils, driving my truck, corvettes, not having turbulence on a flight, big dogs, ferrets, sleeping in a cold room, waking up early, chocolate milk, organizing parties, playing big buck hunter, fooseball, shooting pool, bowling, jager bombs, vodka, beer, and my bartenders signature shot (the booger), yuengling, motorcycles, working out, las vegas, new york city, karaoke when i'm drunk (really drunk), and most importantly, hanging out with my awesome family.....

MY TOYS

THESE BAD BOYS BELOW HELP ME ENJOY MY TIME WHEN I'M NOT WORKING.............
REAL MEN DRIVE FORDS AND MASTERCRAFTS!!

MY FUTURE WIFE

BEHIND EVERY GREAT MAN IS A GREAT WOMAN...
AND THIS ONE BELONGS TO ME!!!

I'd like to meet:

THE FRIENDS

THIS IS THE TRADING OF THE TOYOTA TACOMA KEY WITH MY BEST FRIEND FROM NEW JERSEY.. DON'T ASK ABOUT THE KEY... YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND!!

THAT WAS MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT FROM THE BROUSSARD POLICE DEPT.. HAHA!!!

Music:

Mudvayne, Disturbed, Godsmack, Offspring, Linkin Park, Bullet for my Valentine, AFI, Ozzy, Static X,Framing Hanley, In this Moment, Deatcab for Cutie, The Cars, The Police, John Mellencamp, Nine Inch Nails, Pantera, 30 Seconds to Mars, Breaking Benjamin, Metallica, David Bowie, Dire Straits, Billy Joel and alot of 80's music cuz it's fun to listen to.. I'll also throw down some trance and house if i'm feeling it... I like christopher lawrence, sasha, digweed, paul van dyke, paul oakenfold, and many more.... .......................but definately no hip hop..........hip hop is the destruction of our society!!!!!!!!!!! Basically, as long as it rocks, i'll listen to it.. I'm not much of a country fan either.. YUCK!! No Wranglers for this Yankee... haha!!............................... ....................................................... .......................................................

Movies:

THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER IS TRANSFORMERS... THAT MOVIE WAS A CINEGASM (A CINEMATIC ORGASM).......................Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Saw and SawII, Zoolander, Van Wilder, Night at the Roxbury, Caddyshack, and most Val Kilmer movies (he's a kickass actor). All the newer computer animated cartoons are funny too, like Ice Age and Madagascar. Will Ferrel movies are always good. I'll never turn down a good comedy. Can't forget about Fear and Loathing cuz Johnny Depp is cool too. Some others that are great to watch are Team America, The Waiting, Animal House, Airplane, and Not Another Teen Movie.

Television:

South Park is the greatest show on tv. Reno 911, Carlos Mencia, Comedy Central Presents. Jeff Dunham is my favorite comedian to watch. A couple others i enjoy are Weeds, Rescue Me, and can't forget Nip/Tuck. That's one fucked up show. I also watch home and garden tv alot to get ideas for my house. I pretty much just flip back and forth from Comedy Central to HGTV. Oh yeah! Can't forget about Friends. That was a great show. And have you ever seen Dead Like Me and Dexter?? Those are fun to watch..

Books:

THIS IS MY JOB

DEEPSEA CONSTUCTION DIVING... YES, I GET PAID (ALOT) TO DO THIS....

Heroes:

THIS IS MY MOMMY

I'M A BIT OF A MOMMA'S BOY!!
YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL FROM THE PICTURE..

THESE ARE MY WONDERFUL SISTERS


WE HAVE A GREAT RELATIONSHIP... I TRY TO DO EVERYTHING I CAN FOR THEM.. THEY CALL ME THEIR "SUGAR BROTHA"

THIS IS MY GOD SON, IAN


I CAN GUARANTEE THAT WHEN HE GROWS UP, HE WILL BE JUST LIKE ME.... HAHA!!!

THIS IS MY "ADOPTED" NEPHEW, LUCAS

HE'S PRETTY MUCH THE COOLEST 2 YEAR OLD EVER... AND I'M GONNA TRAIN HIM WELL....

My Blog

guitar hero

i just want to thank the creators of guitar hero...   it has changed my life..   without it, i would be nothing..   it has made me who i am today....   haha!!  no, honestly, i...
Posted by Timmy Wojcik "THE ONE AND ONLY" on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 11:29:00 PST

it's not fair that i get paid to sit on my ass

well, i'm going home again.  the weather is getting bad offshore and i'm going to go sit at my house and get paid for it.  that's crazy!!  but if they want to pay me to do absolutely no...
Posted by Timmy Wojcik "THE ONE AND ONLY" on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 12:45:00 PST