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About Me

I scored a 18% on the "How Much Asian Pride Do You Have?" Quizie! What about you?
.....................listen to this battle story.......about 3 months ago (at this current moment in time, this story is approximately 3.5 to 4 years old)[03-20-08] now this shit is officially 6 years age. :) it was my friends birthday at my other friends house. we were all having fun and what not, then i busted out with the motherfucking nitroius! me and my friends were taking hits of the n2o and we were getting all fucked up. especially me, daniel and andy. we started seeing colors and talking to imaginary people and shit. anyways, back to the story. more people started to come, then this guy that i hate came in! i got pissed off so i started to drink 99 bananas by the double shot. that guy would not leave me alone because he thought we were buddies but were not. so i was like, "donny, give me another shot!" donny said, ,"are you sure? this is number 15." i said, "fuck you bitch! give me my drink!" he gave it to me and was fucking wasted! then another one of my friends came up to me and made me take a couple hits of the motherfucking reefer! give or take 20 minutes and i was in no mans land. I crawled over to my friends bathroom, stared at the toilet then proceeded to vomit like el nino hurricane! this is where i black out. my friends said they found me with my hand in my friends dog dish and purple vomit all over the place. then they said i crawled outside, laid face down on the ground, then began to vomit once again! the neighbors down below were having a party too, said "that guys vomit is seeping throught the floor!" so i was dragged to my van to pass out. i was told i was still vomiting after an hour at my van. a bunch of girls even asked if they knew a guy in a maroon van vomiting. my friend dillon and silva said enough was enough and drove me home. we got to my house, i was still vomiting! dillon peed on my foot. i passed out again in the backyard of my house. woke up the next day with a puddle of vomit next to my head...................the end.

My Interests

Nike is a very reputable company to express intrest in
at one point i thought jordans were "boo boo" because everyone and thier damn mama's mama had them. and i also didnt want to fall into the filipino stereotype (Cmon, all you filipinos out there, im one, so agree with me when i say that filipinos are too obsessed with jordans. haha---but now, i think thems is A-OK!!!
.......but still, that swoosh sure beats the hell out a jumpman any day, ya heard?the world of Street Fighter
the motherfucking star wars universe, because i am a sith and you best believe that bitch
green tea
ADIDAS. you can never go wrong with a classic for the ages. especially if you have to fork over $1000+ for any of the neighborhood collabs "them shits is crackin, son"

I'd like to meet:

im too lazy to meet anyone

Music:

_____"This goes out to all you super scientifical genuises turned underground thugs who think hip hop is dead but cant get their fucking style out of 94. point to us like we're not hip hop........" e-Lp abstract rude--aceyalone--aesop rock--alias--amon tobin--ant--anticon.--AOI--aphex twin--atmosphere--the a-team--beyond--big tymers--blueprint--brother ali--buck 65--busdriver--clouddead--controller 7--the cure--cut chemist--deep puddle dynamics-- del--depeche mode--dj abilities--dj mayonaisse--dj signify--doseone--dr. dre--dr. octogon--dynospectrum--the eagles--edan--el-p--emanon--eyedea--freestyle fellowship--greenthink--hieroglyphics--james taylor--jel--joe beats--kool kieth--k-salaam--kylie minogue--the last emporor--led zepplin--lmno--da lootpack--nas--los nativos--mikah nine--the molemen--mr dibbs--musab--nancy sinatra--new order--non-prophets--octavius.4am--O.D./omid--odd nosdam--the orphanage--outkast--p.e.a.c.e.--the pedestrian--portishead--project blowed--restiform bodies--sage francis--the sebubtones--self jupiter--shania twain--the shapeshifters-- sixtoo--slug--so called artists--sole--themselves--2mex--tupac--the visionairies--why?--westside connection--the wu tang clan_____i realized that any other music other than hip hop is not comaptible with my system. after trying so hard to broaden my musical horizen, i have found out that any music that is not hip hop, underground hip hop, subterreanean hip hop, beats/instramentals, trip hop or anything remotely related to hip hop and the culture is, (in the immortal words of the hip hop community)"Wack as fuck, son"___(sorry liz. i tried to listen to other stuff but as daniel would like to say, "ahh hell no cuh") .........just trying to be honest. being honest is cool right?2007- since were on the topic of being honest ive been listening to pretty much michael jackson and frank sinatra "Come Fly With Me" "P.Y.T. Pretty Young Thing" 7.2.07----michael buble is pretty fucking good too.....

Movies:

the original star wars trilogy__indiana jones trilogy__alien quadrilogy__the robocop trilogy__the the karate kid trilogy__rambo trilogy__mad max trilogy__friday trilogy__evil dead trilogy__the star trek movies__ewok movies__john woo flicks__terry gilliam flicks__japanese flicks__kevin smith flicks__van damme flicks__battle royale__battle royale 2__verus__sky high__fudoh__ichi the killer__zatiochi__beat takishi flicks__the goonies__best of the best__fear and loathing in las vegas,__full metal jacket, batman__batman returns__red sonja__bruce campbell movies__conan the barberian__conan the destroyer__twilight zone the movie,__transformers the movie__baller blockin'__porn, porn and more porn....
ive seen the bootleg of 300 so many times, i can consider it my favorite movie

Television:

ahh hell no cuz (thanks daniel, you bitch)

Books:

fables-legends in exile (thanks victoria) book of the 5 rings (thanks rich) spliffs volume 1 sneaker freaker magazine

Heroes:

ill say god and jesus because if i dont, when i pass, they wont let me in heaven unless i give them $50 a piece.

My Blog

Undefeated Air Force 1

i am looking for the undefeated air force 1. in the never ending battle in looking for 100% authentic kicks, i ask you, my myspace buddies, to hel...
Posted by handsome rob. on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 08:07:00 PST

I got fired

I got fired on july 3rd 2004. after 3 years of slave service, the owner decided that I was no longer needed so he fired my ass. I can't find another job for a while either because I've been smoking ...
Posted by handsome rob. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my van

my van died today as of 8:07 am pacific standard time i am at a loss of words when i threw up on her, all she said was "everything will be ok." she meant alot to me god rest her soul in automotiv...
Posted by handsome rob. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

van damme

there are people in the world who deserve more credit than they already have. one perfect example is jean-claude van damme. he is possibly the best action star to ever grace the silver screen in the...
Posted by handsome rob. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

eat

alot of people dont eat. they think they are fat. they are dumb. eat alot of food. its good for you
Posted by handsome rob. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST