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MACHETE PHIL

Eat pussy till your jaw breaks!

About Me

Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what will happen, you will never lose your value: dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still priceless to those who respect and love you. The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or who we know, but by WHO WE ARE! SO KEEP IT REAL, AND KEEP IT JEWISH!! "LIVE FOR THE NIGHTS YOU WONT REMEMBER WITH THE FRIENDS YOU WONT FORGET."I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Spinning the draddle, riding 50's, GUTS,Turkey Cokes,Girls who lick other girls,Chainsaws,beautiful women, sex, Strip Joints,Frisbee Game,Chanukah,getting head, EATING PUSSY!!

I'd like to meet:

A hardcore chick with C-Section scars, Tatoos, Stretch Marks, and Bullet Wounds. Anyone who is as jewish as me, and girls that love the money shot!!

Music:

Wu-Tang Clan WestsideConnection,EazyE, Old Outkast,Old Metallica,Hatebreed, Rancid, RageAgainstTheMachine Chevelle,Pennywise, Redman,MethodMan, Corrosion Of Conformity,TOOL,Rick James,James Brown,Biggie,Old Snoop Dogg,Mudvayne,Pantera GoodieMobb,A.I.C.,Mad Season,Primus,Down Slipknot, Weezer, NeilYoung .Anything but COUNTRY.COUNTRY IS THE WORST MUSIC EVER. I FUCKING HATE IT.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Lock Stock, Snatch, Goonies, Rounders, American HistoryX, Dead Presidents, Friday, Money Talks, House Of 1000 Corpses, Devils Rejects

Books:

PLAYBOY, HUSTLER, PENTHOUSE, all great reading material.

Heroes:

Hugh Heffner,Charlie Sheen,Twitch,The Mulisha,Don Logan,Larry Flynt