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Fast things, slow things, high things and low things, red things and green things--here they come again. Circle things and purple things, square things and fat things--I've been thrying to stop them since I don't know when. Can anyone help me please? Get 'em all away from me! Take away these things I see! They're AFTER ME!!! My Father was a big old toad. He lived in a hole in the middle of the road. My Mother was a little ren. She lived at home in the little ren pen. My Brother was a slimey frog. He lived in a swamp in a rotten log. My Sister was a crummy witch. She lived in the woods in a dirty ditch. My Grandma was a wiggly snake. She lived on a hill in a stagnant lake. My Grandpa was the color green. He lived in a wart on an elephant's spleen. My Auntie was a cardiac pain. She lived in the heart of a whooping crane. My Uncle was a strange disease. He lived on the wind of a forgotten breeze. My Cousin was a kangaroo & I, my friends, am the square root of 2.People think that I'm one of the lucky guys, but they're lookin' at me through artificial eyes...Jaded college dj, writer and ex-musician (but may come out of retirement for the right people--a lot of unfinished business as far as songs in limboland goes) from Southeast Michigan. I collect old, obscure records, zines, movies. Also put out a music zine (Stool Pigeon Rebellion), have had music reviews published in a local magazine (the Current) and webzine (drastic-plastic.com) and the band I was in (Patron Saints) released two e.p.s and are working on a posthumous comp cd. Anyone interested in my radio show <<< Cathedral of Fuzz>>>+(((The Heavy-Duty Hallucinogenic Mausoleum)))) listen in every other Monday night (alternating with the great Soul, RnB and Garage program, 'Radio Rama Lama Fa Fa Fa" w/ host Frank Uhle) at 10pm Eastern X Zone at www.wcbn.org via real audio/computer -or- 88.3 fm in Ann Arbor, MI area.
To listen live click on the following: WCBN
I have 2 Bachelor's degrees from Eastern Michigan University---English Language & Literature and Social Work. I hope to combine the two and write a screenplay about my Social Work misadventures. Politcally Independent. Got out of the Democratic party after they shitcanned Hillary in the primary. You see, the so-called 'Liberals' cannot have a disagreement on any subject whatsoever without resorting to childish name calling or sending you 20 pages of shit off a leftist blog. I admired 60's activists, but their current offspring are nothing but a bunch of snooty whiners. Celebraties like Jeneanne Gobarfaload? I don't wanna be on the same team as that mental midget... To get rid of the many, many stresses, I enjoy walking my guard dog, Graham (aka: Sir Gramington of Poop-A-Lot), a German Shepherd/Chinese Shar Pei mix and me mum's Bassett Hound pup, Mr. Charlie. I'm single, straight, never married (and at this rate!...), but who knows, maybe one day I'll throw my life away (get married)...Although I tip 'n sip (drink booze) once inna while, I rarely get really obliterated and have never 'copped dope' or anything like that; well, an occasional 'mood modifier' now 'en then, but certainly not the 'hard stuff'--seen too many 'burn-outs.'

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Those with the same crazed dedication to all things I listed in other categories. Roger Corman, H.G. Lewis, David Friedman (people like them and Al Adamson, though he's supposedly buried in his own backyard) + other Independent Film Director/Producers. Sonny Barger. Michael Savage (only radio host ever to be banned from entering the country of England). Kool and disturbed actors like Jan-Michael Vincent and Christopher Jones; 60's babes like Grace Slick, Mimsy Farmer, Laurie Mock, Claudia Cardinal, Brigitte Bardot, Barbara Steele, Sharon Tate (yeah, yeah, too late, R.I.P)...Guess I'd need a well-oiled time machine... Truthfully, some musicians (Drummers, Bassists, Organists) who want to play my songs in a band with me (the on-and-off, ongoing saga...). Not too many; most 'living legends' turn out to be pretty self-obsorbed, arrogant--except Sky Saxon, Fred Cole, Peter Lewis and Ed Sanders. They are truly KOOL. Country Joe McDonald kinda blew me off...Whom I don't wanna meet: Crusty Punx (Crustaceans), Bling-A-Ling Whiggers, Metal Mulletheads. Href='/myspace/index.htm'>Thomas' myspace editorâ„¢ V2.5..

My Blog

Flash in the Pancreas

REVELERS.....It Just Cant BeID.....Boil the Kettle, Mother PSYCH  OUT.....((( Movie Promo )))SOMETHING  WILD.....Trippin OutKINGS  VERSUS.....Mind Rewind YELLOW  PAGES.....She Said, She Said / Good...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:39:00 GMT

Kiss Your Mind Goodbye

SHADOWS.....The Warlord IRON  BUTTERFLY..... Dont Look Down Mexico released e.p. Music Machine sound, pre-HeavyROCKIN  ROADRUNNERS.....DownTormented garage/beat with demented vocal fx. KREEG.....I...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jun 2009 11:17:00 GMT

A Fate Worse Than Death?

June 1st, 2009 <<< Cathedral of FUZZ >>> PlaylistVAQUEROS---69 (MN) ***INTRUDERS---Total Raunch (MO)CELLAR DWELLARS---Working Man (NM)THORNS---I Want You (PA)OUTSIDERS (Wally Tax)---...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jun 2009 09:55:00 GMT

67th YEAR of the GURU

ERIC BURDON Radio Birthday Tribute (05/11/09)(Radio Spot)....................................."Get Yourself a College Girl"COMMONS, LTD.................................I'm Gonna Change the WorldMASTER...
Posted by on Wed, 13 May 2009 18:29:00 GMT

Happenings 40+ Years Time Ago

<<< Cathedral of Fuzz >>> YARDBIRDS Tribute (12/29/08)ENOCH LIGHT'S ACTION.....Over Under Sidways DownTHE STILLROVEN.....Little GamesLONE STAR.....Sin Su Amor (Heart Full of Soul)E-T...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 10:54:00 GMT

Twas 19 Years Ago Today...

12/01/08  CATHEDRAL of FUZZ >>> Neo Garageband edition(On the 19th anniversary of my first gig as a musician)PLASTICLAND---Elongations (Milwaukee)ALOHAS---Headhunter  (Australia)THINGS!---Ps...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:59:00 GMT

Through the Past, Darkly...

Today marks the 18th anniversary of my first ever gig as a musicianDecember 1st, 1989. Jen and Val's Hanging Party. Iliad Apartments. Ypsilanti, MI.The living room decorated w/ paper mache' black wido...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Nov 2008 03:52:00 GMT

Radio show playlist for November 17th, 2008

%: The Golden Vault of Real Gone Gassers :%...NO BEETHOVEN, ONLY ROCK 'N ROLL...BILLY TRACY---High School HeroGENE CORNISH & THE UNBEETABLES---Oh MiseryGOEFFREY HOLDER---The Bottle ImpPAUL HAMPTON...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Nov 2008 03:51:00 GMT

November 10th, 2008 radio show playlist

<<< Cathedral of Fuzz >>>...GOT A NOOSE 'ROUND MY NECK...AL MORGAN---I've Got the World on a String*LENNY & THE THUNDERTONES---Alabamy BoundJIM EDGAR & THE ROADRUNNERS---New Girl in ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 00:01:00 GMT

Hallucinogenic Mausoleum (04/16/07 Playlist)

((( Airwave Where Evil Grows ))) Mon 11p-12 MidWCBN PSA: I Don't Wanna Take Drugs No MoreWCBN Station I.D.: Bombs is Fun!WCBN Promo: The Hop (A 60's Soul and 70's Funk program. NOT hip-hop.)THREE...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 04:55:00 GMT