Fast things, slow things, high things and low things,
red things and green things--here they come again.
Circle things and purple things, square things
and fat things--I've been thrying to stop them since
I don't know when. Can anyone help me please?
Get 'em all away from me! Take away these things I see!
They're AFTER ME!!!
My Father was a big old toad. He lived in a hole in the middle of the road. My Mother was a little ren. She lived at home in the little ren pen. My Brother was a slimey frog. He lived in a swamp in a rotten log. My Sister was a crummy witch. She lived in the woods in a dirty ditch. My Grandma was a wiggly snake. She lived on a hill in a stagnant lake. My Grandpa was the color green. He lived in a wart on an elephant's spleen. My Auntie was a cardiac pain. She lived in the heart of a whooping crane. My Uncle was a strange disease. He lived on the wind of a forgotten breeze. My Cousin was a kangaroo & I, my friends, am the square root of 2.People think that I'm one of the lucky guys, but they're lookin' at me through artificial eyes...Jaded college dj, writer and ex-musician (but may come out of retirement for the right people--a lot of unfinished business as far as songs in limboland goes) from Southeast Michigan. I collect old, obscure records, zines, movies.
Also put out a music zine (Stool Pigeon Rebellion), have had music reviews published in a local magazine (the Current) and webzine (drastic-plastic.com) and the band I was in (Patron Saints) released two e.p.s and are working on a posthumous comp cd.
Anyone interested in my radio show <<< Cathedral of Fuzz>>>+(((The Heavy-Duty Hallucinogenic Mausoleum)))) listen in every other Monday night (alternating with the great Soul, RnB and Garage program, 'Radio Rama Lama Fa Fa Fa"
w/ host Frank Uhle) at 10pm Eastern X Zone at www.wcbn.org via real audio/computer -or- 88.3 fm in Ann Arbor, MI area.
To listen live click on the following: WCBN
I have 2 Bachelor's degrees from Eastern Michigan University---English Language & Literature and
Social Work. I hope to combine the two and write a screenplay about my Social Work misadventures.
Politcally Independent. Got out of the Democratic party after they shitcanned Hillary in the primary. You see, the so-called 'Liberals' cannot have a disagreement on any subject whatsoever without resorting to childish name calling or sending you 20 pages of shit off a leftist blog.
I admired 60's activists, but their current offspring are nothing but a bunch of snooty whiners. Celebraties like Jeneanne Gobarfaload? I don't wanna be on the same team as that mental midget...
To get rid of the many, many stresses, I enjoy walking my guard dog, Graham (aka: Sir Gramington of Poop-A-Lot), a German Shepherd/Chinese Shar Pei mix and me mum's Bassett Hound pup, Mr. Charlie.
I'm single, straight, never married (and at this rate!...), but who knows, maybe one day I'll throw my life away (get married)...Although I tip 'n sip (drink booze) once inna while, I rarely get really obliterated and have never 'copped dope' or anything like that; well, an occasional 'mood modifier' now 'en then, but certainly not the 'hard stuff'--seen too many 'burn-outs.'
