A greeting |
Rate O duck - how we gooin?
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 14:07:00 GMT |
Whatever happened to... |
Way down deep in the middle of the Congo, a hippo took an apricot, a guava, and a mango. He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango. The rhino said "I know we'll call it Um Bongo."
Um B...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 13:26:00 GMT |
Love: A Love Story. |
It all started in the secluded stockroom - their eyes crossed paths in a flirty, dangerous exchange. His heart skipped, he knew that it was now or never if he was to seize his momen...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 20:39:00 GMT |
Mummified clit |
Whilst bored on my day off I saw a documentary whereby the fully erect clitoris and hood of Tutankamun's second wife was found mummified within his tomb. Or it could have been a bean. I'm not sure.
Posted by on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 16:09:00 GMT |
Good Beer Guide |
The next time you plan a heavy drinking session - you know the one - the one where you drink so much you could die - you will die young, handsome, fat and bloated - make sure you buy some cheap c...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 13:52:00 GMT |
