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I am an alcohol, cannabis, black metal, video game, literature, and technology connoiseur. I am also an anglo-saxon/viking enthusiast. I have nothing positive to say about the state of the world or life in general, but i DO have some very good, very racist jokes that you may or may not appreciate.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Siddhartha Gautama. I'll bet i could piss him off. Also, Bruce Lee, Thomas Jefferson, and Isaac Asimov. They're all dead ;_;

My Blog

Mitch Hedberg died :(

http://www.twincities.com/mld/twincities/entertainment/ Bad day :(
Posted by on Thu, 31 Mar 2005 15:01:00 GMT

i know britts and ian are sick of me saying this

But The Dickies are very, very righteous, y'all. They're what we in the biz like to call "fucking kick ass". Fuck The Misfits, listen to The Dickies, they're just as old and like thirty times cooler.
Posted by on Thu, 10 Mar 2005 15:57:00 GMT

Born to Die

If i were a robot, i would wonder what it would be like to scream. I don't think robots or androids could ever scream, because scientists would never think about adding a module to let them do that. S...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Feb 2005 20:46:00 GMT

=W=

Weezer are probably the greatest rock band in the universe, you know that? I can't believe these "Emo" kids don't even fucking like Weezer. WTF is up with that?
Posted by on Sun, 13 Feb 2005 16:20:00 GMT

When i Die, I Want to be a Ghost

When i die, i want to be a ghost. You know why? Because the universe is too gorgeous not to see. I don't care if it would take me 200 billion light years to reach some star, ghosts don't need to worry...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Feb 2005 18:54:00 GMT

Cocksucking Rabbi Gives Circumcized Baby Herpes

Yeah, so apparently a Rabbi has been running around taking the requisite blood sample from a circumcised baby with his mouth. Three babies in his city have died of herpes. What the fuck. More "WTF"...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Feb 2005 16:25:00 GMT

Note to IE Users

No, i'm not going to hawk on you all to get Firefox. Even though you should indeed get Firefox. If you're getting a lot of adware and even if you're not, you might want to make this small adjust...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Jan 2005 19:30:00 GMT

State Rape

Bah. I can't block out the idea from my head that the entire economy and civilization itself are going to collapse sometime within the next two decades. I am NOT looking forward to having no more elec...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jan 2005 15:32:00 GMT

My Father Was a Poor Virginia Turd Miner

Look. Up. These. Bands. Keep of Kalessin Gorgoroth Zyklon Belphegor Weakling All black metal, all awesome.
Posted by on Tue, 21 Dec 2004 18:20:00 GMT

Appendicitis OR Rotten to the Gore

So my side has been hurting me for two days now, and i've been tired at all hours of the day for about a week. My dad think i either pulled a muscle, or have a problem with my appendix. I hope to bast...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Dec 2004 08:37:00 GMT