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Milhouse

I have a problem. It's called clinical retardation.

About Me

The worst feeling in the world is when you just don't give a fuck anymore. i'm really angry for a guy my size. my name is vlad or sometimes drone or something. i don't really like jack shit except that sound that the spraypaint can makes. also the skateboard (or stuntboard), and photography sometimes. I really hate fake people and people that think it's ok to talk shit about their friends. If you hate them so much, don't call them your "friends". Your big mouth has one purpose, and that's for my dick to fit in. Even then it's depending on how drunk I am. Fuck all of you, if you got problems I got a sharpened toothbrush with your name on it. See if I'm fucking around. Also please don't add me, because I have a "keeping it real" policy in order. If you don't keep it real, you don't belong. If you don't know what "keeping it real" means, likewise.

My Interests

The knick-knack, the click-clack, finish the piece and step back. Stuntboarding, reefer, books, umm.. taking pictures of stuff. Cigarettes. i like Benson and Hedges, because they are the classiest way to die.

I'd like to meet:

all the cool people are already dead :( dead or in prison. Mumia Abu-Jamal. FREE MUMIA!

Music:

music? i guess i like music.

Movies:

fight club, fear and loathing in las vegas, trainspotting, grass, dobermann, a clockwork orange, pulp fiction, reservoir dogs, umm.. i don't know. .. .. .. ..

Television:

i like cartoons and law and order. i actually like law and order. fuck you.

Books:

i like a bunch of books. i like charles bukowski though, i can relate to him; being scum and all. i like orwell too. 1984 is like a bible. umm.. catch 22, fahrenheit 451.. fuck.

Heroes:

MAYHEM Bender Low Ridin' Hitler