My Kids and every once in a while shoopping, video games, hanging out.
this is too funny
I love all kinds of music (except country). For the most part I'll listen to anything that fits my mood.
Don't worry the song currently playing isn't about anybody!!!
I love horror and sci-fi movies. Ive seen a lot of extremely dumb ones. Its not that I have no life its just that I don't sleep as much as I should. If you've seen it chances are so have I. My all time favorite is Dead Alive. If you've seen it let me know what you think. I thought Hostel was hillarious. Especially the part where the guy gets his ankle cut. LMAO. Oh and then there's this movie called Army of Darkness. Tottaly Hillarious. I just love horror-comedy movies, and a few dark comedies like Sour Grapes.
She...er, he had a nice ass
They worked "it"
No more drama
Big girls have more fun
Everything I Need to Know I Learned in Corporate America
1. Indecision is the key to flexibility.
2. You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
3. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
4. Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
5. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
6. Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.
7. The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
8. The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
9. Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
10. Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.
11. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
12. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
13. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
14. I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
15. Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
16. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
17. All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
18. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
19. One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
20. By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends.
21. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
22. The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
23. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
24. This is as bad as it can get, but don't count on it.
25. Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
26. The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize it's a do-it-yourself thing.
27. Youth and skill are no match for experience and treachery.
28. No amount of advance planning will ever replace dumb luck.
29. Anything you do can get you fired; this includes doing nothing.
30. Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
31. Never pass a snow plow on the right.
32. Look our for #1 and don't step in #2
I don't have any now but when I was younger I used to idolize Mother Teresa. I used to want to help the less fortunate and change America one ghetto at a time. As I got older, I learned that most people say they want help only for the sake of saying that they said they need help not because they actually want to change their situation. So I don't idolize people anymore.