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Sarah Elizabeth White was born on a hot August night in the rockin' city of Cincinnati Ohio. She came out an energetic ball of joy and has seemingly only gotten better. She is known far and wide for her tenacious sense of humor as well as her flawless looks. Those who know her best say she is the wisest and wittiest among "the CREW". This statment has not yet been confirmed but we believe to the best of our knowledge that this holds true. She spends her spare time working with the deeply disturbed youth of Avalon Missionary Church. Deeply disturbed refers to Ellen, Amelia, Cecilia, Rachel and a slew of other slightly less disturbed misfits. Sarah's friend's all unique in personality have various identities with in the group. The one known as Marty drives the Teal Squeel and is in love with his former roommate Josh Homan. He is also frequently ridiculed for his obsession with Seth Cohen and his tireless quest to be more like him. The one we call Jill is apparently good with her hands...what I just woke up. She recently was sited at a local eatery stiffing an old waitress for "not being nice enough". Local rodeo patrons had much to say when asked for a comment on Jill. One young man was quoted as saying, "I was wearing my favorite shirt, the one that says "sometimes when I laugh I pee", well that there girl told me that sometimes when she sneezes she pees." The one who said God told him to move to Florida...riiiiight...Homan is fond of movies such as Roller Bounce, Big Mamma's House and Big Mamma's House 2. Josh Homan once said "Marty is the only one that can make me scream", thus cementing Marty's homosexual feelings towards him. He also is known for his playboy image -- Brittney, Rochelle, Rhoda, Emily, Melissa, Martha, Ginger...not the one that hangs out with the Skipper, Erika, Carrie, Jill and the list goes on. Josh was extremely disappointed when he realized his dream of full blooded crew members was no longer a possiblity. Josh says the key to any good relationship is "telecation". whateverlife.com