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I don't really like to meet famous people when I know they're famous, it is usally a letdown. Celeberties have the same problems I do usually to a larger extent because they are under such scrutiny. I could imagine the conversation over beers me and a celeberty could have. We will call my celiberty friend Bread Patt to protect his identity had this conversation occured. ....................... Bread- "Man I'm so screwed! Jannifer found out about my affair with Angelina Jolly" ............................. Me- "Dude! how did she find out? Did you delete all the pictures off you cell phone?" ......................... Bread- "No, but she didn't find those pictures anyway, that damn paparazi was taking pictures of us, what am I going to do??" ................................................ Me- "Well you should dump your wife she sounds like a loser to me. Then date Angelina Jolly, you know she is a celeberty?" .............................................. Bread- "Yeah, but Angelina feels kinda weird right now cuz jannifer has been spamming her and stuff, she's not talking to me" .......................................... Me-"You know how girls love roses?" .................. Bread- "uh-huh" ........................................ Me-"Well you just mail her a hundred dead roses and on the note write (unlike these roses my love will never die)" Bread- "Man Kritz, you're the best *affectionate but non-homoerotic hug* It would take me a thousand years to come up with something beautiful like that!" ........ ........... .............. ........ Me-"Save it for Jolly." .................................. Bread- "YOU'RE RIGHT!*Bread gets up to find dead roses*" .................. Me- "GO GET 'EM TIGER! HAHAHAHAHAH!"
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