☺♥JERONDA☺♥

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I am often highly appropriate and respectful. I say ma'am and sir to my elders. I am a cunning artist honing my ninja skills as your next BAD ASS author. I am very talented and not at all very modest as dictated by accepted social decorum. I have become slightly prejudiced about certain things and rightfully so, but my self-justified bigotry is always funny. I love hanging by myself. I'm fascinated by my own company and never feel lonely or bored when I am not around other people. I don't need validation or acknowledgement from anyone. I very well know that I am special, sexy, beautiful, and worthy of being loved. I have deadly allergies to fish. I pride myself on my objectivity. I am excellent at pretending to pay attention. I dress in a way that most people don't understand, but like none the less. I suppress everything, and I'm afraid I'll explode one day. I have amazing friends whom I respect and adore. I'm an emotional wreck!!! I am usually a terrible judge of character. I'm not your typical anything. I'm a bit of everything. I was truly loved by my father and my five brothers. So I know how a woman should be treated. I slack off. I lie for fun. LOL I like to speak Yiddish, and I'm learning French. I am finally accepting of the gap between my teeth. I clean, yet, I'm habitually messy... (so he says)... I think squash and olives are disgusting. I am highly annoyed by trends and cliches but sometimes embrace them for irony's sake. Or make up my own. I LOVE 80's music!!! I am friends with everyone, except you. I like the smell of the air from the AC. I embrace beauty. I forgive. I hold grudges. I like flat soda. I am weird in a good way. I'll write a book one day, and you will purchase a copy. I am very much in love. I am very much in hate. What about you?