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CrnkyPenguin

What The Crap?©

About Me


I think i'm pretty optimistic,
I definitely know how to get a laugh,
I'm caring and giving,
I love my dorky cartoons,
I can always take a joke,
I'm really loud
Quotes
--"It's not about finding the right person, It's about BEING the right person"
--"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not."
--"All god does is watch us and then kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring"
--"I want to love someone who doesnt see me, but sees the me i want to be"
--"Respect my personal space, please"
--"I'm afraid sometimes you'll play lonely games too, games you can't win because you'll play against you"
--"Keep your friends, keep your goals, keep your hobbys, and keep them out of mine. Nobody wants to be anyone else's world."
--"Its not always rainbows and butterflies, its compromise, it moves us along.."
--"To live is to be touched"
--"No matter how much you love someone, you always want your own way"
--"I've learned there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead, and some from behind."
--"There is no supernatural justice. There is no karma. Just you and your own actions. Good doesn't go around, but it sure feels nice"
--"In the end we all have the same punchline: DEAD!"
--"All alone! Whether you like it or not, alone is something you'll be quite a lot"
--"Life is too short, so love the one you've got"
--"And all for love, and nothing for reward"
--"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
--"Falling in love is volatile- growing into love is forever."
--"Perfection and Power are overrated. I think you are very wise to choose Love and Happiness."
bold items are original

My Interests



I'm offering wicked bonus points to anyone who can answer any or all of my 'Interest' questions:

1) You can swallow this much blood before getting sick:
2) This spell allows you to emit light from the tip of your wand
3) This band doesn't practice Santaria or pity date-rapists, but have got love:
4) Hearing the "Culling Song" will result in this:
5) George Carlin: "Republicans want live _______ so they can grow up to be dead ________"
6) This sex act is not to be confused with "fletching":
7) Chewbacca, a Wookie, is from this forested planet:
8) This second-stage evolution comes after my favorite pokemon, Squirtle:
9) If my power level skyrocketed, and my hair flashed gold, i would have achieved this legendary status:
10) This loveable cartoon-network star labels everything, and would like you to respect his personal space, please:
11) This hooved alien species has morphing abilities and a deadly blade-tail
12) It's a rose thorn, Its a clever rabbit, Its a magical ex-street rat:
13) This household item is the quickest solution for bullet holes in drywall:
14) 'Kid', Indiana Jones: "MISTAH JONES! COVER YOUR _____!"
15) John Gruden coaches this NFL team: (or) resembles this evil cinematic doll:

Message me with your answers, and i'll let you know how much you turn me on!

I'd like to meet:


Please don't get offended when i deny your friend request
(which i will), because i ONLY add people i have met in person already, unless you're awesome.
So i suppose I'd like to meet all of the people who i've denied,
or will deny in the future, cause i'm a sweet guy like that ;)

Turn ons

sense of humor- everything can be fun, help me see it!
being athletic- looks great and keeps you healthy
appreciation- not flattery, but reassurance and honesty
flirting- there's more than sexual innuendo
maturity- usually older means more mature, but hey
independent- be able to stand on your own feet and live your own life
good hygiene- a little sweat never hurt, but cleanliness is godliness
intelligence- meet me on this level and i'll hop in the sack so fast..
lights on- self-explanatory
supportiveness- a mix of personal freedom and trust
eye contact- not all the time, but when it matters.
political- whats personal is political- you need opinions!
into commitment- commitment is the basis of any relationship
no underwear- self-explanatory

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Music:

311
Alanis Morissette
Ace Of Base
Aqua
Big Sky
Breaking Benjamin
Daft Punk
Evanescence
Eve6
Everclear
GoldFinger
GreenDay
Hello Goodbye
Huey Lewis
Hootie &TBF
Incubus
Jack's Mannequin
Korn
Lucky Boy Confusion
Less Than Jake
LFO
Linkin Park
Lost Prophets
Maroon 5
MEST
Mindess Self Indulgence
NeverHeard Of It
No Doubt
OK GO
Orgy
Panic At The Disco
Pepper
RedHot ChiliPeppers
RelientK
Riddlin' Kids
Rooney
Saves The Day
Say Anything
Sneaker Pimps
Sublime
Sugar Ray
Starting Line
Story Of The Year
System Of A Down
Taking Back Sunday
TATU
The Dandy Warhols
The Postal Service
The Strokes
The Used
Wham!
YC.

Movies:

StarWars. KillBill. FightClub. FindingNemo. BoondockSaints. IndianaJones. TheIncredibles. Southpark. GodsMustBeCrazy. (Hopefully Invisible Monsters very soon!)

Television:

FamilyGuy. Futurama. Southpark. DrawnTogether. EdEddNEddy. YuYuHakusho. Inuyasha. DragonBall/Z/GT. AnimalPlanet. C-SPAN. Discovery. FullMetalAlchemist. BBC. CSI.

Books:

Lullaby. InvisibleMonsters. HarryPotter. DavinciCode/A&D. Everworld. Christomanci. Napalm&SillyPutty. WhenWillJesus..? Survivor. CircleOfMagic. Animorphs. Awareness. Choke.

Heroes:


Ned Bigby, Nickelodeon
Tim Tebow, University of Florida Greg Sanders, CSI Rachael Ray, Food Network
Quizzes

Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.
You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.
Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
You Are 25 Years Old
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
What Age Do You Act?
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.
You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it.
In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
On Your Side
You are probably mild-mannered and rational. Since this semifetal sleeper takes up a minimal amount of space, he tends to be a giving lover. Also, he's way too sensible to play -- or stand for -- mind games.
Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!
Eden
You have eden eyes. Eden is the color of water. Your eyes symbolize your great flexibility. You are a creative person. You can think of many good ways to get your point across to people as you have very good communication abilities. When someone feels down or is hurt, you have the remarkable ability to help them and heal them. If you have too little going on in your life, you may be withdrawn and depressed, timid, manipulative, unreliable, stubborn, or suspicious. Some words to describe you: peaceful, sincere, affectionate, tranquil, intuitive, trustworthy, pure, loyal, healing, and stable. Take the quiz:
What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures)
Who Should Paint You: Pablo Picasso
Your an expressive soul who shows many emotions, with many subtleties
Only a master painter could represent your glorious contradictions What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?

My Blog

Bubble, Barrier, Sanctuary

             your words wont sting           because there's no impact  &nb...
Posted by CrnkyPenguin on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 09:48:00 PST

We're Gonna Need Some Stitches

You can bleed out love, you know         Like a virus that nests and replicates on your cells                      &nbs...
Posted by CrnkyPenguin on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 03:16:00 PST

The Universe

  "And what if the universe            is not about us? Then what?          What       &nb...
Posted by CrnkyPenguin on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 03:01:00 PST

Our Silent Demise

Before I let you realize these silent unsent letters are the story of our life i know you know how i think but so much just escapes the ink you don't need to know the truth because i've made...
Posted by CrnkyPenguin on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 08:02:00 PST