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Winfield

About Me

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You Are a Classic Martini
You area sophisticated drinker, who knows that simple quality is over-rated.
You're a knowledgeable drunk, but sometimes you're a know-it-all when you're blasted...
You should never: Drink and gossip. You tend to forget who's standing right behind you!

Your ideal party: Has a real bartender. But no one mixes a better drink than you.

Your drinking soulmates: those with a Chocolate Martini personality

Your drinking rivals: those with a Margarita Martini personality What Flavor Martini Are You? A woman once said to the great violinist Fritz Kreisler after a concert, "I'd give my life to play as beautifully as you." "Madam," replied Kreisler, "I have."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Pope, Dennis Miller, Nathan Fillion, Jimmy Buffet, Roger Clyne, Charlie Robison, Carlo Bergonzi, Dennis Leary, Carlos Mencia.

My Blog

Land of the Free and the home of the Brave.

Good day class,     I know that I  rarely go off on political rants but this one coincides with my notion that all of American civilization is falling apart like a high school...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 13:38:00 GMT

A Brave New Generation of People!

    "A brave new generation of people," that is what is put forth to me at the beginning of a recent COX commercial.  That grasps my attention; I'd love to have hope for my generat...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 01:23:00 GMT

Opera 101: Opera for the Culturally Impaired

First of all, if we are friends and this applies to you, we will work through this. I still love you, I just want you send you swimming with Steve Erwin's sting ray when the subject of opera comes up....
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 18:53:00 GMT

The Three Most Annoying Questions!

So... since I'm approaching the end of my time as a bouncer I feel the need to tell you all the three most annoying and frequently asked questions I get.  I am doing this so as to divert my ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 15:06:00 GMT

Drunken, Macho, Dumbshit!

So all I have to say about my recent trip to Vegas was that it was legendary.  Capn Naked, Bam and Fish  Thanks for coming all the way out to see me.  I absolutely love you guys.  ...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 11:12:00 GMT

B.O.H.I.C.A.

Hey all, This is my first attempt at this and I figured I'd start my blog as my gripe board because... in the words of George Carlin  "I don't have pet peeves.  I have deep, psychotic fuckin...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 15:15:00 GMT