HELL'S BELLOWS!
Frequently Asked Questions
0.0 Who are you guys?
Scott Adams, Amy Denio, Marchette DuBois, Eli Kaufman
1.0 When did you start playing?
As a group, in January 2006.
1.1 When did you start playing?
Collectively, if you add it up, and made us one person, about 47 years ago.
2.0 How many are there?
4 players of varying sizes. Nearly 700 buttons and keys total!
2.365 How many are there?
Collectively we are committed to the care and handling of 10 accordions, but most of us profess to play only one at a time.
3.0 What do you do?
We are fearsome set of musicians bringing the gospel of accordion chaos from Seattle, WA to the world at large.
3.1417 What do you do?
Dextrous finger wigglings and pokings, industrious toe tappings, industrial foot stompings, sighings, sightings, and sporadic grinning.
3.14 Where do you get your music?
From the ethersphere. We write most of it ourselves. Some tunes are transcriptions.
4.0 What is the collective weight of your accordions?
A girl never tells...
5.0 How many unique intervals between you all?
Using all fingers, chins, elbows, noses and toes, just shy of 10,000.
6.0 Do your beasts have names?
Yes, but they don't like name tags. Especially at conventions.
7.0 Do you have a sense of humor?
We play accordions.
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