sexy costumes |
I saw some sexy ladies last night: sexy FBI agent, sexy nurse, sexy cool scary-ish outfit with striped socks.
Posted by kate on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 10:35:00 PST |
A Dark Day |
I was sad this month because our landlord Beth Wilkins (huh that's funny, Wilkins doesn't sound Jewish to me) charged us a late fee of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for our rent being 12 hours late in september...
Posted by kate on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 09:06:00 PST |
a creepy "missed connection" (yikes!!!) |
"you were the hot woman in the coin opp laundry room of your apartment building, i am the washer/dryer repair man. before i came in the room to fix the washer, i saw you leaning into it while it was i...
Posted by kate on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 03:22:00 PST |
a gross thing |
My neighbor let his dog Maggie shit all over my front step and didn't clean it up! It it seriously lake diarrhea out there! Now I really will take him up on his offer to help myself to the fresh bas...
Posted by kate on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 12:14:00 PST |
things got out of hand at H & M |
I just want everyone to know how much I love Chase bank. I was -$500 because I spent too much money in NYC and the insufficient fees reigned down like hellfire. I called them and I said, "Uh, my roo...
Posted by kate on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 03:19:00 PST |
I love to wake up with the King |
When I finally make it to hell after I die, it will be like a nice vacation compared to the living nightmare of having seasonal allergies. I wake up every morning at 6-9 a.m. not being able to breath...
Posted by kate on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 04:14:00 PST |
He fucked up! |
The guy in charge of the factory that made that poisoned pet food from a few weeks ago is getting the DEATH SENTANCE!!!! Is that really necessary?? I'M SO FUCKING GLAD I DON'T LIVE IN CHINA!!!!
Posted by kate on Wed, 30 May 2007 06:48:00 PST |
tonight at work |
I watched this thirty-four year old drunk (kind of fat) lady dancing with this thirty four year old (still trying to stretch out his 20's) drunk guy and she fell down and he got on top of her and star...
Posted by kate on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 01:45:00 PST |
I bought a used copy of Mortal Kombat at independant |
and in the DVD box they accidentally gave me the disc for Mortal Kombat 2: Annihilation, which is the shitty Mortal Kombat movie, it is basically one continuous fight. I am too embarassed to go back ...
Posted by kate on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 02:46:00 PST |
"doms & submissives never really fit in" |
I am really getting into Dateline's "to catch a predator" since they started showing new episodes! I went to the website pervertedjustice.com and they have the full uncensored chats of the predators...
Posted by kate on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 05:45:00 PST |
