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cheese eating surrender monkey

just can't put it into words...

About Me

I no longer have much to say about anything, so this will be brief. Live life to the fullest, it's the only one you have. Don't be a dick, asshat, or fucktard. Don't thrive in drama, scandal, or general bullshittery. Don't be worthless, lazy, or a drain. Why? Because you're not only wasting what little precious time you have, but you're wasting mine as well. Understand?

My Interests

Varies by mood.

I'd like to meet:

AOL/AIM... darkweji

Music:

Alice in Chains, Nine Inch Nails, The Toadies, Gravity Kills, Orgy, Stone Temple Pilots, Mad Season, My Chemical Romance, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Audioslave, Soundgarden, Rage Against the Machine, Taproot, Cold, Korn, Videodrone, Crossbreed, Professional Murder Music, Stabbing Westward, Nonpoint, Sevendust, The Burden Brothers, Static-X, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Marilyn Manson, Lostprophets

Movies:

Used to work in a video store, so a lot.

Television:

Rome, Battlestar Galactica, Jericho, Sopranos, History Channel, Venture Brothers, Futurama, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Books:

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, The Zombie Survival Guide

Heroes:

Ash from Evil Dead!

My Blog

it’s been a while

Let me start off by saying... sorry I fell off the damn planet. As many or most of you know, there's been a lot of shit going on with me lately. My mother passed away in a very untimely fashion just o...
Posted by cheese eating surrender monkey on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 05:39:00 PST

well... not too often...

... that I can report having a good week. Actually, I take that back. It's not good, it's been fucking great. That is all.
Posted by cheese eating surrender monkey on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:58:00 PST

30 horus without sleep, yet not wanting to go to bed

Come take a look,Because all this could mean that IDon't really care who ends up getting hurt.Please take a lookIf its judgment versus instinct.How do I feel when my feelings don't even work?Know that...
Posted by cheese eating surrender monkey on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 10:42:00 PST

shame in ME

not really fitting, but still THE song closest song to my heart after 12 years.... When I waken, and Im achin, time for sleepin, yeahWhen Im sayin time to go and, Ive been hurtin, yeahWhen Im layin, I...
Posted by cheese eating surrender monkey on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 11:24:00 PST

holy shit

the largest spider known to man is currently in my washing machine. seriously, it was the size of a household cat. if i hadn't sprained/wrecked/broke/whatever my right (aka shooting) wrist, i'd blow t...
Posted by cheese eating surrender monkey on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:24:00 PST

birthday blog

I just want to thank everyone that came out tonight. I realize it was 90% cameo appearances due to work conflicts in the morning, and that is completely okay. The fact that you showed up at all makes ...
Posted by cheese eating surrender monkey on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 10:39:00 PST

what the fuck.

seriously. what... the... fuck? anyone..?
Posted by cheese eating surrender monkey on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 09:30:00 PST

one

heh, i can almost hear this being directed to me. pop the cd in, crank it up loud. if you're lame and don't own it, fucking download this track.   What do you believe?I look just like youTake you...
Posted by cheese eating surrender monkey on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 05:45:00 PST

yet again...

Why can't you ever back down?Why can't you just shut your face?Oh god the feelings I feelWould get me thrown in a cageYou're the one who's always screaming at meI'm the one that keeps your lives so ca...
Posted by cheese eating surrender monkey on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 08:55:00 PST

first drunken blog in a while...

... so its time for the first drunken lyrics in a while... I never said I'd lie and wait foreverIf I died, we'd be togetherI can't always just forget herBut she could tryAt the end of the worldOr the ...
Posted by cheese eating surrender monkey on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 10:19:00 PST