the radioactive kid...un-pukin-believeable!

About Me

I speak for myself, I speak for you, I speak for the children, I speak a bunch of annoying shit.
When I grow up I'll be a groovie ghoul

You may think I'm a monster, but I'm more Human than you.
If I'm nice to you, or have never done anything wrong to you, and you're still a cunt to me, I'm fucking done. I dont want to have anything to do with people who thinks its cool to be a douchebag.
OH YEA, AND BUY A SENSE OF HUMOR
I'm a bald tattooed fool and I don't want to grow up. I'm your average pissed off person. I'm not weak, I'm not timid, I'm not delicate or fragile, I speak whenever I damn well feel like it. I've been hit in the head many a time, and its made me pretty goofy. You might remember me from elementary and middle school. I was fat and had long brown hair and large eyebrows and dressed like a geek. Hahahaha. Don't bother talking smack about me wearing too much makeup. If you dont like the fact that I have to make my face everyday, well thats too fucking bad. Because I love it. I dont think you understand how fun it is. I dont like to look the exact same for too long. Fuck natural beauty.
I'm gross as poop, deal with it.
I HATE DOCTORS. They make me freak out, and I dont enjoy freaking out one bit. I cant stand being near hospitals, they smell like old people and fear, and make my heart beat too fast and my blood run cold and I hate it. I'd rather kill myself with my bear hands then go to a doctor. Too bad I'm probably going to get lung cancer cause I aint going to no doctor to get the chemotherapy.
I love little pisshound/miss puppy/nig nog/prancy. She's my little monster. My dog counterpart. I'm kind of obsessed with her. She's the coolest little monster I've ever met. She makes me smile when I'm sad and she smells things with me and I dont know what I'd do without her. Why wasn't I born a dog? She's loyal as fuck.
I give everything away even though I have nothing...It's fucking tiring but it's how I am.
I admit I'm too childlike for my own good which pisses me off, because for one, I dont know what the hell is going on sometimes. And the second reason is I really hate little children. I enjoy making lewd faces and gestures at people who stare at me. It's fun. Half the time I dont even notice when people are staring or talking about me. You'd have to point it out. I don't give a shit. I like being a kid. I wander around a lot and I tend to get lost everywhere I go. I like to wrestle my friends. I love playing pranks on people. My favorite game is hide and seek cause I kick ass at that game. I say cheesy stuff a lot. I usually don't like talking to people I don't know because I'm socially retarded. So if I dont know you that well and we meet in person I probably wont say much. I'm not trying to be an asshole I've just always been that way.
I think my biggest fault is that sometimes life is just a big joke to me and nothing more. I dont take much seriously. I'm pretty damn weird, I don't need anyone to tell me that. Sorry if I'm not like every other cunt on the street.
"Jerry Only's voice is like a lullaby for my heart"
I love Tank girl and Lily Munster. They make me want to become a lesbian almost.
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My Interests

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I LOVE STORIES. I like making up ridiculous stories and drawing pictures for them.

I enjoy the finer pleasures of.....

Bats, Rats, Misunderstood Monsters, Zombies, Mischief, Tom-Foolery, Pranks, Psycho killers with hearts of gold, Helium, Vaccum attatchments, hot oil, haha, brains and guts and oozing cruddy stuff, Graffiti, Clowns, Transvestites, Transvestite clowns, the 80's, Sewers, anything that is brightly colored, Late night/spontaneous adventures, Playing Hide and Seek, Scaring Cassie cause she screams funny, barking at dogs, eating Wendy's and Tacos, pirate ships, dancing like a retard, crazy animals, Koalas, Kangaroos, Australia, Snails, Slugs, Mutants, tanks, guns, bombs, missles, making stuff, embarking on journeys, not being bored, people who dont hurt my heart, hanging out with my Rat, sneaking around, riding on moving cars, hanging off stuff, jumping over things, drawing, coloring, remembering stuff, going to playgrounds really late at night, sleeping on the floor, laughing, joking, pondering, swinging my leg to and fro, tapping my fingers on stuff, breathing, whistling/singing songs, humming, ETC

Leave my brain alone!

The Neverending Story was really about me

I like drawing weird shit, and coloring is my favorite. Most of the stuff I draw, I got the idea for in a dream I had.

Just in case you dont know what Gary Busey looks like

I'd like to meet:

someone who will eat out of dumpsters with me, eat lots of candy and laugh nonstop, and hit on old men with me

Friend

I love Frankenstein because he's handsome and wears tight pants and large shoes

Banksy He does really cool graffiti.

You shouldnt mess with magic that you dont understand!! Ahhh ahhhh Indian in the cubboard man

Powder is my boy twin because we lack melanin and eyebrows hahah

Jack Black has beautiful facial expressions

Music:

I like stuff. These are some bands I like

Mischief Brew
Oxymoron
Zombina & the Skeletones
Lower Class Brats
Cock Sparrer
The Misfits
Electric Frankenstein
Regan Youth
The Agitators
Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains
Adolf and the Piss Artists
Funeral Dress
Smut Peddlers
Zombie Vandals
45 Grave
The Cramps
Queen
Sham 69
poison
twisted sister
Ratt
Alice Cooper
condemned 84
Monster squad
Peter and the Test Tube Babies
X-Ray Spex
Threats
Gbh
Fleas and lice
the skeptix
the wretched ones
neon maniacs
the adicts
4 skins
angelic upstarts
anti-nowhere league
blanks 77
blitz
Blondie
The Briefs
conflict
combat 84
Resilience
Dragonforce
David Bowie
dead kennedys
dead milkmen
DI
die oi genz
devotchkas
endless struggle
exploited
gbh
groovie ghoulies
germs
Grimple
Gwar
infa riot
L7
motorhead
motley crue
new york rel-x
oi polloi
oppressed
quiet riot
slaughter and the dogs
stiff little fingers
street brats
subhumans
complete control
Pissant
the Jinx
total chaos
tsol
vice squad

There are others that I've forgotten because I have a horrible memory

Hahahah Oh Alice Cooper

Movies:

I like a lot of movies that most people think suck, Cheesy old horror movies, anything with zombies and monsters and strikingly handsome psychopaths like leatherface and freddy kruger, most of the Disney movies, I love Pee Wee and Ernest, uhhhh yea heres a list of some stuff
Return of the living dead
Bride of Frankenstein
When Good Ghouls go Bad!
THE MONSTER SQUAD
Sleepwalkers
Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
Muppet Treasure Island
Little Shop of Horrors
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
The invisible
Ratatouille!
Killer Klowns from Outer space
My neighbor Totoro!
Mulan
Interview with the Vampire
Pink Flamingos
The Phantom of the Opera
Ewok Adventures
Ben
Willard
The Warriors
Sleepers
American history x
Alice in Wonderland
To Wong foo, Thanks for Everything!
The Outsiders
Ernest Scared Stupid, and basically all the other ones
Lilo and Stitch
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
The Lost Boys
the Witches
Hocus Pocus
GUMMO
IT
Pet Cemetary
Carrie
Powder
Dog Soldiers
Babe
Evil Dead 1 + 2 + Army of Darkness
The People under the stairs
Fear
Hard Candy
Young Frankenstein
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure/Bogus Journey
Suburbia
Little Monsters
The Neverending story
Dragonworld
Labyrinth
Escape from New York
Escape from L.A.
Quest for Camelot
Tank Girl (even though it does not do justice to the comics)
They Live
Land of the Dead
The Wiz
Snow White: a Tale of terror
Troll 1 & 2
Willow
The Princess and the Goblin
the Dark Crystal
Creepshow 1 & 2
Little Nemo
Gremlins
Legend
Hook
My cousin Vinnie
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies
Back to the Future 1, 2 & 3
apt pupil
Darby O'Gill and the little people
And some other stuff I cant remember
I love how Pee Wee can yell everything instead of talk normally and nobody thinks thats out of the ordinary

Television:

I like a lot off stuff that I would watch all the time when I was 5, and is no longer on the air...pisses me off

Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids

Ren and Stimpy
Kenan and Kel
Groovie Goolies
ADVENTURES IN WONDERLAND
the munsters
the addams family
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Pee Wee's Playhouse
fraggle rock
Bump in the Night
The Muppet Show
Gargoyles
X-men Evolution
Animorphs
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Are you afraid of the dark
Rocko's Modern life
Married with Children
the Twilight zone
family guy
Futurama
Foster's home for imaginary friends

the story teller
Johnny Bravo
Pretty much any cartoon

Books:

Fangoria, Goosebumps, animorphs, Dying to Live, FRANKENSTEIN MAKES A SANDWICH (I'm so jealous of the guy that wrote it) The zombie survival guide, The Undead: Zombie Anthology, Tank girl comics, comics in general, the outsiders, alice in wonderland, Anthem, Carrie, The Redwall series, Z is for Zombie, and anything with neat pictures in it like animals eating babies or snails with really big mouths, and random zines even though they arent really "books" per se.

MOUSE MOUSE MOUSE MOUSE MOUSE

Doctors are the root of all evil.

AHHHH HAHAHA

Heroes:

My Mommy and Daddy For not poking my fetus with a closehanger or anything, and putting up with my wacky shit for over 19 years

MAN BAG THE MAN CHILD OF VIRGINIA BEACH. He knows EVERYTHING but now he's in africas =(

Little Cassie!

Ronnie James Dio is so awesome he should be in a gay porn with Dee Snider so I can watch it hahaha

REN AND STIMPY

MAMMA DONT LIKE TATTLE TALES!

I love ewoks....THEYS PRETTY

I wish Ewoks were real

This is Hans the hedgehog boy, his quills are soft...like baby hair

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My Blog

Questions I get asked all the time that piss me off

I hate getting asked the same questions over and over everyday. Did your tattos hurt? NO they dont hurt unless you’re a weirdo who has never felt pain stronger than that of a cat scratch. Why wo...
Posted by the radioactive kid...un-pukin-believeable! on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 06:23:00 PST

I had a dream I really enjoyed

Me and like 50 random people were trapped in a huge haunted house, I think because the ghosts wouldnt let us out. Everyone was freaking out and there was scary shit everywhere and a haunted beach outs...
Posted by the radioactive kid...un-pukin-believeable! on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 11:07:00 PST

Whoa christians are going crazy

They're all shitting their pants over the Golden Compass. Its funny how pissed they are. And they're like "ITS TEACHING KIDS THAT GOD IS BAD AND THEY"RE ALL GOING TO BECOME EVIL ATHEISTS AND AHHH AHHH...
Posted by the radioactive kid...un-pukin-believeable! on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 07:29:00 PST

How to be Tara

1. Smoke other people's cigarettes2. Kiss random animals on the mouth3. Smell everything4. Pick your nose while driving and get all into it and almost crash at least 3X a week5. Play with your earwax6...
Posted by the radioactive kid...un-pukin-believeable! on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:33:00 PST

HEY

I hate people. They make me hate my job. They're dumb and annoy me a lot and make me hate my days. They're the reason I sometimes wish I could go to sleep and never wake up again. Except I'm lying, I'...
Posted by the radioactive kid...un-pukin-believeable! on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 09:29:00 PST

If my life were an 80's sitcom...

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Posted by the radioactive kid...un-pukin-believeable! on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 10:25:00 PST

The radioactive kid

Ok the reason I wrote this was because Me and my pisshound kept eating candy and getting hyper and I was thinking about what would happen if our candy eating got way out of hand. And this is what I ca...
Posted by the radioactive kid...un-pukin-believeable! on Tue, 08 May 2007 12:06:00 PST

Dude I totally miss you

Taylor, wherever you is, I want you to know this. You are pretty much the only person who has condoned my fucked up behavior no matter what. You're the only person who I wont get mad at for trying to ...
Posted by the radioactive kid...un-pukin-believeable! on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 08:51:00 PST

A Fate Worse than Death

A story by Taylor about a creepy guy we know that hopefully will never come true.The tale that you are about to read is one of jealousy, rage, and heartache.... One late afternoon there we...
Posted by the radioactive kid...un-pukin-believeable! on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:14:00 PST

Gaytime Rat Zombie adventures

This is a story I wrote based on a fucked up dream I had. I cant think of a good title --------------------------------Have you ever loved something enough to die for it? I mean, actually die? This is...
Posted by the radioactive kid...un-pukin-believeable! on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 09:20:00 PST