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Valerie Carrey

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About Me

I suppose the most accurate description of who I am would be the following: A sane person abandoned inside of a crazy person without any plans for escape and with no clue how to celebrate the crazy person's birthday which translates from "crazy" into English as: Decembrary 56th of AGHHHHH!STOP STEALING MY MIND-THOUGHTS!!! I believe it is equivalent to the Chinese year of the MonkeyDog...Anyway, I also identify myself with what I do professionally, which is a well rounded combo of Improv and Musical Sketch Comedy, writing and performing comedy for Spanish Television, and Makeup for Film/TV, Runway, Print, and Bridal. Any leisure time I have left over is usually spent hanging over the edge of the bed, wishing it was an inversion table. And any time left over after that is especially reserved for my wonderful husband James and our amazing brand new baby girl, Rachel Victoria, whom we love like crazy (which turned out to be for the best since, apparently, the hospital would have made us take her home anyway - can you believe that crap?). Oh and I believe in God, but I don't believe in Dogs - they're just something people made up a long time ago so they could explain things like earthquakes, rain, and why some people don't want kids. I double dare you to prove their existance!

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I'd like to meet:

...a clumsy fencing student in a dark alley leading to a cul-de-sac.
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6 Months along now....

...and I'm beginning to think I am carrying an adorable octopus with a sock full of nickels at the end of all 8 arms. That is because this little girl kicks like crazy! This is good though because it...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:59:00 GMT

Ultrasound says...it's a GIRL!

Our latest ultrasound has revealed that we have made a baby GIRL! - so even though this baby tried really really hard to hide it's gender from us by squirming and covering her unme...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:18:00 GMT

Married and Knocked Up? I am now both...all at the same time!!!

Some of you may know that James and I have been engaged for the last few months, but what WE didn't know was how easy it is to make people!Holy crap that was easy! And here we thought we'd wait a yea...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 18:16:00 GMT

Yay, I'm famous!

Very happy to report that my Red Carpet debut went swimmingly on Thursday at Premio lo Nuestro, so if you didn't see me because I was only on for 30 seconds - trust me when I tell you that it felt li...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 11:09:00 GMT

Watch me LIVE on the Red Carpet of Premios lo Nuestro, Feb. 22!!!

Hello Nosy Myspacers!Yes, I am happy to officially declare that I will be appearing on the Red Carpet of Premios lo Nuestro - a big-time award show in the Latin world, and I will be getting to interv...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:33:00 GMT

Me & Paulina Rubio...a devastating comedy duo

Hello, again! I had to blog this out of my system because I've still got the "TV high" from filming today's Univision adventure. Yes, it is similar to a "runner's high" except that those people are no...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 23:13:00 GMT

Univision, por favor!

Hey party people, I hope e'rrbody's having a lovely week. I just wanted to pop in and say that my crazy cuban alter-ego, Carmencita 'la fanatica', will once again be appearing on Univision's "El Gord...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 20:05:00 GMT

Things that make me want to wear a Guy Faulks mask and steal butter from Parliament...

Things that make me want to wear a Guy Faulks mask and steal butter from Parliament... 10. When people take their kids to the mall...on a leash! 9. When people fight over which invisible man to call G...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 13:14:00 GMT