Jana has been described as a minx shrouded in mystery and intrigue. By day she gleefully makes life-altering decisions for hapless loan applicants. By night she heads up an elite crime-fighting force, utilizing her several years of martial arts and small arms weapons training. It is rumored she does so mostly for the black leather uniform mandated by the Council of Elite Crime-Fighting Forces. Her other activities include trying to get paid what she's worth, finding a man who can truly appreciate her, and trying to convince everyone she isn't a smoker. When she isn't seeking sex, riches and nicotine fixes, Jana teaches CPR to blind children. In 2002, she won the Academy Award for best editing in a short subject for her film, "She's All That II: And a Bag of Chips." In 2000, she earned a dual Ph.D. in Textile Science and Astrophysics from Harvard University. She reviews all marriage proposals fairly and equitably, and plans to accept as many as possible.
