tell your boyfriend... |
if he says he has beef that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Apr 2009 23:04:00 GMT |
F*ck your paper |
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Wh...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 13:24:00 GMT |
Put this in your monkey and spank it. |
"We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Most people are never going to die because they're never going to be born. The number of possible people who could be standing here in my place,...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 01:34:00 GMT |
Peta Power & Toothy babies |
*I know there are a lot of links, bear with me. Or just skim through them so you can get an idea about what I'm saying here.
http://www.consumerfreedom.com/feature_peta_kids_map.cfm
http://washington...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:26:00 GMT |
Ha Ha |
I love how the best insult a stupid woman can come up with is Ugly and fat. Maybe it sounds clever in your head, but it really isn't.
But hey...at least my kids aren't retarded and obsessed with Ame...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 22:42:00 GMT |
Drunken Bar Song |
Walking down the road (walking down the road)
Knocking on every door (knocking on every door)
God damn son of a bitch couldn't find a whore!
Finally found a whore (finally found a whore)
She was reall...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 05:50:00 GMT |
You are what you eat |
I discovered the most entertaining show I have ever seen. EVER.
BBC America's You are what you eat.
Hosted by this broad.
Now why they expect you to take diet and health advice from this wrinkley Ann...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:44:00 GMT |
Walmart Bingo |
I seriously hate walmart. They come in, destroy local businesses, refuse to pay their employees a fair wage or provide medical insurance, then encourage them to apply for foodstamps and medica...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 05:44:00 GMT |
Family Feud |
1. Name something you use in the shower: conditioner2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform: jock strap heh heh3. Name something people hate to find on their wind...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 19:52:00 GMT |
Commercials really light my fire |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onfQX02u-A8
This is my favorite new commercial. It's hilarious. I especially love the mariachi guys singing " baby come back!"
This commerical, however, is terrible. Who...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 12:12:00 GMT |
