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About Me

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Basics:
Name: Chrissie V
Date of Birth: August of 72
Birthplace: Youngstown, OH
Current Location: Wouldn't you like to know
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'9
Heritage: Greek and Puerto Rican
Piercings: Ears and belly button
Tattoos: A few here and there with more to come
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Right now I love everyone
Song: Makes me wonder by Maroon 5
Movie: Pulp Fiction
Disney Movie: The Cheetah Girls
TV show: Curb your Enthusiasm
Color: Pink
Food: Mexican
Pizza topping: Plain cheese
Ice-Cream Flavor: Cookies and Cream
Drink (alcoholic): A margarita martini
Soda: Diet A&W
Store: Urban Outfitters
Clothing Brand: Juicy
Shoe Brand: Gucci and Prada
Season: Summer
Month: July
Holiday/Festival: Halloween
Flower: Gardenia
Make-Up Item: Lipstick
Board game: Trivial Pursuit
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Sunny
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Fruit or veggie: Vegetable
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Sweet
Love or money: Love
Phone or in person: In person
Looks or personality: A little of both
Coffee or tea: Tea
Hot or cold: Hot
Your:
Goal for this year: Maintain my GPA!
Most missed memory: Swimming in my parents' pool when I was a kid
Best physical feature: Legs
First thought waking up: I do NOT want to get out of bed
Hypothetical personality disorder: OCD
Preferred type of plastic surgery: Don't need it
Sesame street alter ego: Grover
Fairytale alter ego: Ariel the Little Mermaid
Most stupid remark: Saying I hate you to someone I truly loved
Worst crime: Turfing lawns in high school
Greatest ambition: Graduating college
Greatest fear: Something happening to my children
Darkest secret: Like I would tell anyone!
Favorite subject: Math
Strangest received gift: A fake Prada purse
Worst habit: Spending money
Do You:
Smoke: Never
Drink: Rarely
Curse: All the time
Shower daily: Yes
Like thunderstorms: Yes
Dance in the rain: Haven't yet
Sing: Yes
Play an instrument: No
Get along with your parents: Yes
Wish on stars: Sometimes
Believe in fate: Yes
Believe in love at first sight: No
Can You:
Drive: Yes
Sew: A button, maybe
Cook: LOL
Speak another language: The language of Love
Dance: Yes
Sing: I said yes already
Touch your nose with your tongue: Hell no
Whistle: Only when I inhale it
Curl your tongue: Yes
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Yes
Been Stoned/High: No
Eaten Sushi: No
Been in Love: Unfortunately, yes
Skipped school: Oh hell yes
Made prank calls: Yes
Sent someone a love letter: Not for a LONG time
Stolen something: Yes
Cried yourself to sleep: Well, yeah
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? Fake people
Are you right or left handed? Right
What is your bedtime? 11:00pm
Name three things you can't live without: My kids, my parents, my vast collection of $300.00 jeans
What is the color of your room? Grey
Do you have any siblings? Yes
Do you have any pets? One pussy
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? Yes
What is you middle name? Ellen
What are you nicknames? Mama Bear, Chrissie ...
Are you for or against gay marriage? I could care less
What are your thoughts ..ion? Doesn't matter to me
Do you have a crush on anyone? No
Are you afraid of the dark? No
How do you want to die? In my sleep
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? Like 4
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Of course
What is the last law you’ve broken? Ran someone off the road
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Not an issue
Eye color: As long as he can see
Height Taller than me
Weight No fat asses
Most important physical feature: I want the whole package
Biggest turn-off Busted headlights or bad teeth
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Let's see ... I am single now about 2 years out of a divorce. I have three beautiful children that I love very much. I will say I'm not your average brand of female. My kids don't weigh me down, if that's what you're wondering. I can go from casual to high class, and came from a pretty solid upbringing. My family is very important to me, but I definitely know how to have a good time. (For you perverts out there, this doesn't mean I am a slut) I appreciate good music and am a great dancer. Boring, and immature people irritate me. Someone with some panache and a clever attitude makes it work for me. Got some other questions? Just send me a message!
I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests


Kids, kittens, puppies, hot men, tight jeans, chocolate mousse, Cadillac Escalades, cherry 7-up, black fingernails, bubble-gum, The Office, pedicures, bikini waxes (no, you cannot give me one ... yet), lip gloss, white wife-beaters, skinny dipping, being in love, Juicy Couture sweatsuits, suntanning, blasting my music, fat babies, birthday cake, the color pink, diamonds, my daughters, my son, my new boots, my sunglasses, boys that smile, sleeping naked, sexy bras, soft blankets, a rainy day, the Buckeyes, candles, gardenias, a good laugh, nice teeth, Gucci, Urban Outfitters, Las Vegas, a yummy dinner out, soft-fuzzy socks, St. Valentine's Day, the smell of CLEAN laundry, Justin Timberlake, my soft skin, hangin with my friends, Cartier jewelry, tomato soup, the satisfaction of knowing you really were the one, my pillows, frozen coke, kissing, having someone wash my hair, baby oil, dancing, Krispy Kreme, Snoopy, guys who wear ski-caps, hearts, and did I mention lip gloss?

OUR CURRENT TERROR ALERT STATUS

I'd like to meet:



Prince Charming, of course! What girl doesn't? You gotta remember, I've already been down the aisle and lived what I thought was married bliss. That was all taken away from me, so I can't say it's so easy to just let myself fall into that again. Just be yourself, not an arrogant dick! Have some class, but don't be chicken shit either!

"HI-YA!!"

Music:

Notorious B.I.G., 50 Cent, Eminem, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Nelly, Sean Paul, Madonna, Gwen Stefani, Usher, Outkast, Lloyd Banks, G-Unit, Jamiroquai, Jeffrey Osbourne, Mike Jones, Beastie Boys, Jennifer Lopez, Nickelback,Slim Thug, Chingy, I love Nelly, and last but certainly not least, my future husband...Justin Timberlake.ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'd be crazy like Britney too if I lost a fine piece of ass like this!!!

Movies:

JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE!!! OR LIVE FOREVER IN MY BOOK! Kill Bill Volume I and II totally rock. Pulp Fiction, Boogie Nights, Zoolander, Big Momma's House, A View To a Kill, Sixteen Candles, Stewardess School, Police Academy, Heathers, Casino, Scarface, Oceans Eleven, St. Elmo's Fire, Crash, Father of the Bride, A Christmas Story (Filmed right here in Cleveland, OH!) and Purple Rain. Obviously, I could go on and on ...

Television:

Dave Chappelle show rocks. I can't say I get to watch a lot of TV since my kids monopolize it with Boomerang and Cartoon Network. I do love One Life to Live.

Books:


Heroes:

Definitely my mom.

My Blog

why is it?

i was wondering if anyone else always every single time burns their tongue on arbys cheese sicks?  no matter what i do, i burn my tongue every single time.
Posted by vOiNoBITCH on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 05:58:00 PST

This is how close I was!!!!!

I had the time of my life at the JT concert.  Let it be known, and I have 15 witnesses to the fact.  He POINTED, MADE EYE CONTACT, and SMILED at me.  The second video I am abo...
Posted by vOiNoBITCH on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 09:37:00 PST

Vanilla Boy

Vanilla Boy - a poem by Chrissie Ramos.   Vanilla Boy Nothing but joy You truly are My favorite sex toy   Vanilla Boy Your love is like ice cream Gets me all sticky icky Feels just like a we...
Posted by vOiNoBITCH on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:24:00 PST