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mAxImUs sArAcUs MeTaLiCuS!

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

To Summarize
My name is Sara, but sometimes I go by mAx. It's much more funner.
You wanna know why? Then ask.
Check out my digital photography collages!!!
I grew up mostly outside Boston. I went to College in NYC and now reside in Utah.
I miss the east coast. The wild, wild west is full of cowboys and hippies.
I travel a lot for work, which is cool.
The three things I miss the most when I travel are:
my peoples
my bed
and good toilet paper.
I am not a computer geek, but I play one for a living.
I hate video games, except Big Buck Hunter with the pump shotgun.
I play the in the corporate field as a Heavy Metal business woman, but all I really want to do is own a diner, poor coffee, bake cakes and have babies.
I liked myself better when I smoked because I didn't yell as much, but I can do sit ups much faster now that I don't smoke which makes me like myself more. Figure that one out.UPDATE: Yea... I started smoking again. Quitting is for quitters.
I'd give another human all my money or the shirt off my back if need be, but I'll kill anything that resembles a bug, snake, mouse or marmot without sympathy or second thought.
I'm just a vagabond trying to figure out where I want to be, b. I design t-shirts based on my photos... Check 'em out!
I hate anything that has to do with being part of a "scene", surveys, gratification requests, chain letters, guys on Myspace want to talk dirty to me through a computer- get a life or a hooker and leave me alone.
Oh, but I do like that Poison song about talking dirty.
Myspace is a place for FRIENDS- like the sign says. I can direct you ‘tahhhds to an literacy class if need be.
“Myspace a place for friends...party time...excellent!”
If you do not know where I got that, you soooooooooooooo cannot be my friend.
I hate lame bulletins people post about the end of Myspace like it's the end of the world.
It really could be the end of the world at this point though, and at that point I'll be too busy raiding liquor and tobacco shops to care about Myspace.
I'm stuck in Utah for the next few years, or as my friend Hal says, I "get the privilege of living in Utah."
To compensate I surround myself with New Englanders 'cause we are superior human beings. Ummm, yea. I get wicked pissed when I've been out west for too long and I lose my accent.
Haven't had enough?
Check out my Website
here - currently undergoing renovation
or
my photos from the Sara World Tour:
down here - being updated weekly

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who'd like to share advice on cool things to do in different cities I might visit.

People who are interested in having many different kinds of friends.

People who have their own real morals and didn't just steal some from a book.

People who will let me be their Italian Grandmother, which is my life plan and biggest dream.

People who want to buy me beer or

My Blog

Reflections on the stupidity of Myspace losers... or should I say "loosers"

 Ok people.  I think enough is enough.  There are plenty of people that use MySpace as an avenue to find freaks and cheap short lived dates.  I am not one of those people and I thi...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:35:00 GMT

I am boycotting AB.

Help me in boycotting Anheuser-Busch since they are sellouts.Drop your beer off at my house & I will dispose of it. W...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:56:00 GMT

"Absolutely Nothing"

Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines he wrote a poem And he called it "Chops" because that was the name of his dog And that was what it was all about And his teacher gave him an A and a g...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:39:00 GMT

Art Show May 16th 6-9PM at Mechanized Records!!!

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Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:02:00 GMT

"And here the air I breathe isn’t dead..."

"Though the bridge was over now Lost the track astray somewhere Who's painting my life in sorrow blue?"New Collages:Cold WaysWhite Party
Posted by on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 22:02:00 GMT

Katatonia Live Consternation Tour 2007

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Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 01:50:00 GMT

Galveston, Texas Collages

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Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 22:11:00 GMT

mAx’s art studio

Check me out!Me.Where you can sit and watch me work.Inspiration, display area and shit.Work area and GIANT printer!!!
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 21:58:00 GMT

Halloween Collage

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Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 20:35:00 GMT

1 Keg of PBR+ 97 Jello Shots+Vodka+Soco= This Collage

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Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 13:38:00 GMT