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Jake

I'll come at you like a spider monkey!!

About Me

I expose myself for a living. To minimal x-ray that is. Still waiting for those super-powers to develope.

My Interests

All artistic mediums, with focus on music. The art/strategy of poker. Technology, and how to stop it. Permanent marking of the skin. Home improvement. Life improvement. Moments of sheer insanity.

I'd like to meet:

The rational. The open-minded. Those who compliment. The right-brained. The left-brained. Those who balance both hemispheres. The comedic. The talented. People with new material.

Music:


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Television:

I only watch 6-8 hours a week, yet the bill is always outrageous. Just doesn't seem fair. A fan of most HBO and Showtime series, both new and old. As for regular programming, I enjoy the Discovery Channel, the Learning Channel, HGTV, Antiques Roadshow, Family Guy, and of course, the Cosby Show. I wish we had programming like this when I was a kid. I could've learned more staying home from school. Even the Cosby Show had a moral in every episode. Don't procrastinate, then buy Cliffs Notes for Macbeth, and expect to get an A on the assignment. The real world doesn't work that way. I learned my lesson from Theo and Cockroach.

Heroes:

My parents, my grandfather, and Underdog of course!