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SCHMUCK

derschmooky

About Me

Moonlit strolls scanning gutters for dropped changed, Clipping newspaper articles and rearranging them for a happier news paper, Just your average Schmuck trying to live life as the normal folk do. Got a Quarter??

My Interests

Downhill ice-blocking, playing music using dental floss and 1st/2nd Molars, Being the first man to overdose on Viagra, Completing a book on "downsizing your failing business", Boobs, Round Butts, Anything animated, puppet porn, snail breeding, and skinny skating. (anyone??)

I'd like to meet:

Friends who do more than pretend to give a shit.