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A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you !"
So the koala looks down at him and says:
"Fuuuuuck, dude ......... how much water did you drink ??!"
"Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."-Darren Hayes
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My Interests

I'm girly tomboy... I have Music A.D.D.... I'm in love with Savage Garden.... Stars are everything to me... Sarah Jessica Parker is my favorite actress... Bruce Willis is my favorite actor... My friends are my world... and I'm in love with everything!

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Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: I Knew I Loved You -Savage Garden
Waking up: Good Morning Sunshine -Aqua
Average day: Tell Me that You're Alright -Motion City Soundtrack
First date: Why Can't I? -Liz Phair
Falling in love: Collide -Howie Day
Love scene: Always And Forever -Heatwave
Fight scene: Radio -Alkiline Trio
Breaking up: Unlovable -Darren Hayes
Getting back together: Mine -Mariah Carey
Secret love: Creepin' Up On You -Darren Hayes
Life's okay: I Will Survive -Gloria Gaynor
Mental breakdown: What Hurts The Most -Rascal Flatts
Driving: The Cool Thing -Rascal Flatts
Learning a lesson: I Hope You Dance -LeeAnn Womack
Deep thought: Hate Me -Blue October
Flashback: Superman -Toy Box
Partying: Doctor Jones -Aqua
Happy dance: Get Into The Groove -Madonna
Regreting: Far Away -Nickelback
Long night alone: Total Eclipse Of The Heart -Bonnie Tyler
Death scene: Good Riddance -Green Day
Closing credits: Truly Madly Deeply -Savage Garden
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Music:

I LOVE SAVAGE GARDEN!! Savage Garden is my absolute favorite. Darren Hayes sings my heart. I love him and one day he will be my husband. ONE DAY!

My second Fave... Rascall Flatts.

Other than that I like... Taking Back Sunday, Eve6, Green Day, Korn, Nickelback, Meg&Dia, Ciara, Nelly Furtado, Chris Brown, Ludacris, Prince, Michael Jackson, Heatwave, Commadores, Earth Wind and Fire, Cascada, Senses Fail, Plus44, Sublime, *Nsync, Britney Spears, Ashley Simpson, Jessica Simpson, Taylor Swift, Armin Van Buuren, Tiesto, Bad boy Bil, Paul Van Dyke, DJ Irene, Spice Girls, Tobey Keith, Tim McGraw, Clay Aiken, Kelly Clarkson, New Found Glory, The Starting Line, Howie Day, Jim Jones, Gorillaz, Everclear, Vertical Horizon, Semisonic, Oasis, James Blunt, Hellogoodbye, Augustana, T.A.T.U, Liberty X, The Fray, Dixie Chicks, Mandy Moore, Evanessence, Blue October, Basement Jaxx, Anna Nalick, Avril Lavign, Akon, A* Teens, Celine Dion, Gloria Estefan, Gloria Gaynor, Diana Ross, System of a Down, Drowning Pool, Flyleaf, Deftones, The Shins, Kenotia, 30 Senconds to Mars, and I will get back to you on the rest..... ......

Movies:

Sex and the City, Sixteen Candles, Music From Another Room, Breakfast Club, Little Mermaid, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants,Sweet Home Alabama, and The Fifth Element.

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Television:

Sex and the City and Gilmore Girls.

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Books:

Harry Potter Series, Stephanie Meyers Series (Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse), and The Sookie Stackhouse Series.

Pretty Much anything that is out of this realm.

Heroes:

The only person that even when I failed the most she still had hope of success for me. My mother. She's Purty!!

My Blog

Crush... Love this song...

I hung up the phone tonight Something happened for the first time deep inside It was a rush, what a rush 'Cause the possibility That you would ever feel the same way about me It's just too much, just ...
Posted by *Dani* on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 07:39:00 PST

Always being second best.. Or just plain Last..

This is just something that I've gone my whole life with.. Its hard not to sound selfish while I write this, but I'm getting really down about it. I realize that I made a lot of mistakes in my life, b...
Posted by *Dani* on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 03:43:00 PST

So I keep forgetting....

...that I've already been forgotten.. Sad day.. I miss my Bot. -xXx- Dani
Posted by *Dani* on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 04:18:00 PST

The Puzzle Piece

I was outside with Jen and I noticed that a puzzle piece was taken out. Its not often that I feel this way. I've always had jobs that I dreaded going to, and for the most part getting two and a half m...
Posted by *Dani* on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:39:00 PST

Sex and the City the movie and my Love manifesto.

I know that some people may think that Sex and the City is just a silly show that shows four desperate woman in journey of finding love. Its not in my opinion. It shows that it takes more than a coupl...
Posted by *Dani* on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 03:07:00 PST

Its a complex thing...

So everything is better, and I'm happier. The summer is coming near and I'm ready for it. I've been cleaning up my friends and sorting out the bad and the good. Bad is taking a little bit more time th...
Posted by *Dani* on Sun, 18 May 2008 12:32:00 PST

Its been a while...

So... I am better. Sort of. I guess I just want to leave this place and find a new life, but I can't. Cause I don't know how I could try and convince Jen and Candace to come with me. I don't know what...
Posted by *Dani* on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:23:00 PST

Time can whether the heart.....

As legit as it may seem, my ongoing fight to continue breaking my own heart, is not legit. I knew that he was going to have a baby. I just didn't know when it was going to happen. What sucked is that ...
Posted by *Dani* on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 12:46:00 PST

Its really early in the morning.. And so I ponder..

So I couldn't sleep.. There is really nothing going through my head.. I don't know what my problem is.. I saw Eric the other day. That was nice I guess. I really miss him. Well I miss any affection f...
Posted by *Dani* on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 05:27:00 PST

This Delicate Thing We’ve Made

I can honestly say that there is no other musical star that has truly impacted my life as much as Darren Hayes. Its no joke. There is not a moment in this lifetime where I haven't conveniently include...
Posted by *Dani* on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 06:48:00 PST