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Cap'n Uma Cannonballs

I found it behind the armoire...of despair!

About Me

Katie --
[noun]:
A person who is constantly high
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 15% Conservative, 85% Liberal
Social Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% LiberalI have the greatest friends a little ego and manipulation can buy. Let me tell you, your real friends come out when you need them to help you with your wedding--and luckily all of my friends are real. It helps.I am a firm believer in the gray area, I love psychology because it teaches you to examine all the possibilities, and that more than one possibility can exist at the same time. I now have a wifey, and I find it much easier to ask her to get me a soda from the fridge now that we are married. I'm a zany liberal with WACKY ideas about, you know, basic human rights and equality and stuff. Now that UCLA is over, it's time for me and the old ball and chain to make a life for ourselves. Sounds like a good time.
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My Interests

Getting all excitable about politics, telling people what to do with their lives, going to coffee..sort of, kicking Johanna's ass at PERQUACKEY, making lame jokes nobody laughs at, roadtrips, trying to find a career, making up reasons not to work out, ignoring phone calls, and NO SLEEP TILL BROOKLYN

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My Blog

The Passion

So for real, could someone please explain to me what this passion thing means?  I know that in pursuing one's passion one is supposed to enjoy getting up every day doing the same thing over and o...
Posted by Cap'n Uma Cannonballs on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 12:43:00 PST

Why I love...

FAMILY GUYPosted By:I am Davano....True in allGet this video and more at MySpace.comTell me that's not damn funny......
Posted by Cap'n Uma Cannonballs on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 04:29:00 PST

A sigh of relief

Well, I can't say I didn't dance a jig at the election results.  Mostly because I am just so relieved that I am not the only one dissatisfied and ready for change.  Yet lately I've been thin...
Posted by Cap'n Uma Cannonballs on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 12:39:00 PST

Why watching Ted Koppel will kill me

I am so angry right now I could just freak the fuck out.  I am appalled at the amount of power the mention of those who died on 9/11 retains.  It is completely indecent that anyone could use...
Posted by Cap'n Uma Cannonballs on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 02:43:00 PST

INTERESTING...

Who knew starting a whole wonderful new chapter of my life could feel so shitty.  Nothing is the way I thought it would be, nothing feels the way I thought it would.  Perhaps I need to get o...
Posted by Cap'n Uma Cannonballs on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 12:51:00 PST

I don't get it

I'm losing my faith in people's ability to see other people as human beings, period.  The other night my boss scooted me to our back door entrance to watch it because, ahem, "there are black peop...
Posted by Cap'n Uma Cannonballs on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 03:19:00 PST

my vows to erika

I met you in what felt like the earliest time of my life.  Our moment of introduction was sparked by intrigue, the same that I imagine sparked in you soon after.  Those moments of change are...
Posted by Cap'n Uma Cannonballs on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 01:28:00 PST

Good God People!

If one more person tells me they've just graduated, I'm going to burst into flames.  Can it be me already????!!!! Of course I say this as I am doing homework. One month left...just one month...oh...
Posted by Cap'n Uma Cannonballs on Wed, 17 May 2006 12:56:00 PST

OK, so the world is coming to an end...

For these reasons: This March, Erika and I traveled to New Orleans to check it out and volunteer for what turned out to be one day, but we got lots of pictures, which most of my friends have seen by n...
Posted by Cap'n Uma Cannonballs on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 11:22:00 PST

You all should feel very sorry for ME

At about 8:30 this morning I awoke for a moment to turn over and think to myself, "Ah, I don't have to be to school until 11," and then I passed back out.  At 10:30 when the alarm went off, I sai...
Posted by Cap'n Uma Cannonballs on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 11:54:00 PST