Brad

I now consider myself an official New Yorker. I think enough time has passed that I can do so. Ryan and I have been here for just over a year and I feel more at home the longer we've been here. I still represent NH with a 603 area code and I miss my friends from Boston very much! Please come visit! I'm sarcastic, so deal with it. I'm sure I have many enemies because of it. But if you don’t like it- too bad. I'm nice to people's faces most of the time. I don’t like fake people, so I try not to be- so I'll tell you what I think. I'm not into that hug, hug, kiss, kiss shit. What’s with that? But with some gays, its just inevitable, and I hate it. I'd rather grab your cock to say "hello" I’m a busy guy- I don’t have time for ignorant people, they just take up space and air that was meant for me. Children fall under that category. Besides my air, they just take up money that could be spent on myself, so I don't want one... EVER! I don’t have a fear of heights and don’t eat sushi. I’m mildly claustrophobic and I love to eat cheese. I also have a fear (well not as much a fear as it is just nervousness) of walking over sidewalk grates because I think somehow whatever I’m holding or whatever is in my pocket (keys, wallet, phone, ipod) might happen to fall through the grate and then I’d be fucked. So when I walk over one, I assess the situation to see how deep the pit is to make sure I can get out if I fall in, or how easy it would be to move, and if I have enough wire hangers at home to make a hook. Then I panic because we usually don't have wire hangers because Ryan always throws them away as soon as we get them from the dry cleaner. I’m scared of getting a tape worm and every time I don’t feel good I’m convinced that’s why. When I eat onion rings I think of tape worms and then.... I don’t eat onion rings. But I'm sad because I love onion rings. I have severe ADD. If I'm talking to you ... I've been known to just get up in the middle of a conversation and leave you. Sorry, it's not you, I just probably have something way more important to do- like get my pop-tart out of the toaster or something. But really, it's a problem I have- So if you are talking to me via AIM, phone... hell even in person, do NOT expect my undivided attention, you wont get it. -Just Sayin Is All... I can’t live with out my ipod. It’s my soundtrack to life. I feel better than everyone who doesn’t have one when I walk down the street. I have a really random sense of humor and a really random thought process. My head thinks faster than I can talk and often have a hard time putting together a cohesive paragraph. If you are reading this... point proven. I eat A LOT! Not as much as Ryan though. Well I just eat more often, he eats more in one sitting. If I’m hungry I get very angry. So always keep me fed. I don't mind sharing food, but don't prefer it. It's ok as long as I get more than you, and I have to have the first AND last bite, or I don't feel fulfilled. Therefore, I'm angry again. I have this maneuver where I can get off in 9 seconds with out being hard or blowing a load but still have the orgasm. Guess you'd have to see it to believe it. I really only use it when I can’t sleep at night. I could try to explain it, but you wouldn’t get it anyway. .:[Patten Pending]:. It is so much easier to complain about something than to give recognition- so I bitch... a lot. Ranting and Raving and one of my favorite past times. I like to be controversial, and sometimes be the center of attention, but not live attention. I like to be the center, after I walk away. Because in public, I'm actually pretty shy.- If I saw you out, but didn’t know, I doubt I’d approach you, unless I was drunk. I still, to this day, sleep with a stuffed animal named Rocky. He had a twin brother named Rory and I have no clue where he went. They were gifts at my mom's baby shower so they are actually older than me. Rocky had a smile and Rory had a frown so I guess I ditched Rory cuz he was such a douche. Rocky doesn’t have a mouth anymore because one day Rocky and I were watching Sesame Street and he wasn’t paying attention when I was feeding him jelly toast (raspberry jelly NOT Grape) and he got it all over his mouth like a whore! So I know your thinking... "Why would that make him not have a mouth?" Most people would just wipe it off, that seems pretty logical right? WRONG. My logic was to rip off Rocky's mouth (it was just a piece of string) tip-toe down the hall to my parents room where they were both still sleeping. I crawled across the floor threw the mouth under the bed and then booked it back to Sesame Street in enough time to see that today's show was brought to you by the letter G... for GUILT probably. I'm bad with phone numbers and even worse with names, but always happen to remember random and pointless bits of information. I'm weird like that. I don’t like seafood but love Mexican and Italian. Don’t like raisins -(except in Shaw's oatmeal raisin cookies or raisinets, and even then I really prefer oatmeal chocolate ship) and I despise mushrooms, but I do like sun-dried tomatoes on my pizza. I used to be scared of yogurt because it said *Live Active Cultures* and all I could think about was bacteria in a Petri dish. I love to go the beach, but I'm a pussy when it comes to swimming in the ocean- it's cold. I like pools. I love muscular guys in Speedos and I don't care for uncut cock. I cant drink milk out of a straw or a disposable plastic cup. I don’t drink soda or juice, or anything really. Just milk or water... and alcohol of course. If my water has no ice, I cant drink it through a straw, I have to sip it. But if my water HAS ice, I prefer a straw and I really don’t enjoy drinking out of glasses that are really thick. I hate that. I think good posture is sexy, which I don’t really have, but I do admire it. I also think proper spelling and grammar is sexy- which I do try to practice as much as possible, especially now that I’m an “adult.” Not that we all don’t get caught up in IM-lingo, but we seem to forget how to type. I'm definitely guilty of using, LOL, TTYL, OMG, u, ur, g2g, sup, and just omitting all punctuation, but at least I know how to use correct grammar when I'm supposed to. I hate that I even use that shit at all- I can feel my IQ dropping. I cant wait to see some of you fucktards try to write a resume' I feel as though I'm a well rounded person. I'm a pretty easy going guy and for the most part easy to get a long with.. Usually up for anything, but I do like things done my way too. I don’t like to plan things too far in advance because it never works out anyway and I like to make sure I'm open incase something better comes along. So I try not to commit to anything. ha I hate Liars, don’t like broken promises and try my best not to break promises I make. I'm pretty good at giving double standards and never taking my own advice. But who the fuck does? I'm not really confrontational. I can be extremely passive aggressive- according to Ryan (but he's right). I best express myself in writing rather than in person. I'm not much of a phone person like I used to be. Unless I have something really interesting to tell you, then very few can hold my interest on the phone because my ADD kicks in and then everything is more interesting than you. My life is probably a lot busier than it should be because I'm a HUGE procrastinator. I have been as long as I can remember. I'm constantly 10-15 min late and have some misconstrued understanding of time. When I make a list of 10 things to do, I'm lucky if I get 3 done. I work, I’m in school, I hit the gym as much as I can, and when I party, I'm a hell of a lot of fun. I like the easy ways out. Sometimes I work harder to take the easy road that it kinda defeats the whole purpose. I use to live with a very-good example of that... That about sums it up I guess. If you want more... lick my balls! Just kidding, if you want to know more just ask. (if you wanna lick my balls- just do it!