A dumbass in a sea of dumbasses... |
In 1986, Dan Harrison was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. Th...
Posted by Kittie on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 02:27:00 PST |
New etymological theory... |
I'd like to introduce my theory on the origin of the word cranky.
Each woman has within her a Bitch-in-the-Box. The guys have their own version, a Jackass-in-the-Box. (If you planned on saying w...
Posted by Kittie on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 12:42:00 PST |
10 Good Reasons to Have Sex, courtesy of Meka-boo |
1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they producedouble amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shinyand skin smooth.2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffe...
Posted by Kittie on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:48:00 PST |
TAOs latest... show some love |
Posted by Kittie on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 01:39:00 PST |
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! |
(20 points to any geek, geeklet, or geekling who can identify the title without Googling the hell out of it!)
Micro-me is coming home today! w000000t!! She'll be flying in around 7, so I just have to ...
Posted by Kittie on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 04:40:00 PST |
L.A. & cars |
My precious Belladonna, my lovely lil' Tbird, is no more. It seems it's a common malady with the particular year and model I had; the electronic cluster fries out and then vampirizes the electrical sy...
Posted by Kittie on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 04:37:00 PST |
On religion... |
The kindergarten teacher asked the students in her class to bring something related to their families' religions to class the next day. She asked for volunteers to show what they had b...
Posted by Kittie on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:09:00 PST |
My first ever... |
... traffic ticket. Shit.
Yeah, you'd think Kittie & her lil' Tbird would have been speeding, or 'overlooking' one of so many stop signs. Nope.
***expired tabs***
Compounded by no proof of insuran...
Posted by Kittie on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 09:29:00 PST |
Dear Pets.... |
Dear Cat and Dog,* When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.* The dishes with the paw prints are yours and c...
Posted by Kittie on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 09:27:00 PST |
Hooray for Bella |
Belladonna had a good day yesterday. She got an oil change, a new rotor & distributor, a new air filter, and new spark plugs (wires are on order, to arrive Saturday.) I have to say, she drives a w...
Posted by Kittie on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 12:35:00 PST |
