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Chris

Looks and money aren't everything, but that's all I got.

About Me

My name is Chris. I have a wooden toilet seat that I hate more than anything in life. I love America, the military and George W. Bush.

My Interests

LiveStrong bracelets, vodka, cigarettes, travel and most recently, trap shooting (ironic, huh).

Music:

soft rock, monster ballads, all things country (thanks, Nashville!)

Television:

nip/tuck, ali g, cheaters, the OC, The Office, Gray's Anatomy, My Name Is Earl, Arrested Development

Books:

A Man in Full, Me Talk Pretty One Day, How to Talk to a Liberal (If you must)

My Blog

Fill this shit out, bitches

sushi chef, taste so good! fill this out SURVEY WITH A TWIST. YOU fill in the blanks about ME and send it back to ME, but first send a blank one out to all your friends so that they ...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My very special first time

First best friend: Heath-we once tried to dig a hole to China in his backyard while his mom was out of town.  She was pissed.First car: Honda AccordFirst kiss: still holding out for that special ...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST