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Chris

What the Funk?

About Me

I'm a 74 year old professional hostage negotiator / casual anthropologist. I enjoy shaving off all my hair, dressing in bright orange robes and pushing sand around with a rake in a temple at the top of a mountain range in Tibet.LOVEMYFLASH CODE
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My Interests

Well I like to surf, play soccer, listen to music spin fire. You know, the usual.

I'd like to meet:

You. Oh and your sister.View All Friends | View Blog | View Pics

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Music:

Alt, Ska, Rock, Indie, Brechtian punk cabaret, Classical, Hardcore islamic death -folk the list goes on and on. I'll like pretty much anything as long as it sounds good. Which is just a polite way to write off the genres I don't like.

Movies:

Waking life (best movie ever, go see it now), Donie darko, Fight club, Anchorman, All the Monty Python stuff, genius I tell you, genius.

Television:

Big electric boxes usefull for playing games, what of it?

Books:

Any and all of the late great Douglas Adams. Wodehouse!! (thank you so much Amy!) God I don't know. Whats it to you anyway, huh HUH?!

Heroes:

King Kong! He just wanted to be loved! WHY!!!!!!

My Blog

Jazz heals all!

Thought I should actually post a happy thinga ma whatsit for once in my life. Got my new poi on Thursday! Huzah!! And went to the Occy with Amy who made me feel much better and I finished my beer pass...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 01:09:00 PST

I hate Wednesdays

God damn it all to hell! What a fucking awful end to an evening. Even stand offish to a friend on the phone which I fell bad about, aint none of her fault. Spose I've got to have one day a year when I...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 05:23:00 PST

Goddamn it!

Angry rants, thats what these things are for right? Well I've decided I hate builders. 9am man. I didn't even know there was a 9am. And its a freaking public holiday!!! And could you please play somet...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 05:46:00 PST

Insomnias a bitch

Theres freaking categories for these things! Greek?! What the hell manAnywho, I cant sleep. This annoys me somewhat. I blame Communisim. I mean you know it's bad when I'm actually writing one of these...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 05:44:00 PST