maneater.

..don't add me if you're a(n).. stranger, [bad] band, freak, communist, hater, douchebag, assclown or gypsy.
cus you might will get denied.
thanks ♥
hey, hi.
i'm stephanie, aka
(...depending on the street.)
dear myspace friends,
i'm sorry you can't see most of my profile. get over it.
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..i love... .almonds
.androgyny
.anything remotely funny
.baseball
.british people
.chocolate
.cleaning
.coffee
.coffins
.cooking
.cursing
.cuttin' up hookers
.dancing
.french fries
.glamorous indie rock & roll
.grapes
.hoodies
.lying, for fun
.mascara
.mini things
.monster trucks
.music
.peanut butter
.quarters
.reading
.sex & the city
.shoes
.singing/humming
.stand-up comedy
.sudoku
.sugarless gum
.tattoos
.tbs
.texting
.the romance of crime
.the newspaper
.the yankees
.the killers
.vests
.vitamin water
i dislike... ‘bad spellers
‘bad liars
‘cheap people
‘cheese
‘cheese
‘cheese
‘disorder
‘even numbers
‘fake people
‘fire
‘knives
‘loud chewers
‘milk
‘most kids
‘other people touching me
‘random hair
‘talking on the phone
‘weddings
‘wet hands
i am... ;a genius
;difficult
;honest
;hospitable
;karaoke idol 2006
;kinda funny
;kinda mean
;loud
;neat
;quick
;sarcastic
;strange
;the best dancer ever
also... + i have no shame
+ “dick in a box” = still hilarious
+ i judge you
+ the robot is ALWAYS funny
+ i don’t trust anyone
music ♥
i am a musical prostitute, my dear -alicia keys
-beastie boys
-biggie
-bloc party
-brighten
-cartel
-chris brown
-cobra starship
-common
-david bowie
-depeche mode
-don omar
-duran duran
-flight of the conchords
-frank sinatra
-franz ferdinand
-freeway
-gnarls barkley
-good with grenades
-gossip
-greenskeepers
-gym class heroes
-hot chip
-i see stars
-jamie foxx
-jay z
-john legend
-kanye west
-led zeppelin
-louis xiv
-ludo
-luther vandross
-mayday parade
-metro station
-modest mouse
-m.o.p.
-morrissey
-musiq
-ne yo
-obie trice
-paramore
-pet shop boys
-queen
-radiohead
-rick ross
-rihanna
-scary kids scaring kids
-silversun pickups
-snoop dogg
-stevie wonder
-tego calderon
-the beatles
-the cure
-the donnas
-the dream
-the genius sex poets
-the hives
-the killers
-the raconteurs
-the smiths
-the spill canvas
-the strokes
-the veils
-the white stripes
-vampire weekend
-weezer
-what made milwaukee famous
& almost anything else i'm exposed to...
movies ’austin powers 1-3
’anchorman
’ big daddy
’ billy Madison
’ borat
’ breakfast club
’ casino
’ chicago
’ christmas story
’ clerks 1-2
’ do the right thing
’ don’t be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood
’ drumline
’ goodfellas
’ knocked up
’ mean girls
’ reservoir dogs
’ scream
’ sleepless in seattle
’ the 40yr old virgin
’ titanic
’ wedding crashers
’ wedding singer
’ willy wonka [1971]
etc…
favorite people :andy pettitte
:bou
:brandon flowers
:chris noth
:freddie mercury
:gabe saporta
:gordon ramsay
:jack white
:joel mchale
:john mayer
:jude law
:kat von d
:leah remini
:lindsay lohan
:me
:nick thomas
:nicole richie
:oprah
:patrick stump
:pete doherty
:ross the intern
:samuel l. Jackson
:stewie
Who I'd like to meet sexually terrorize:
♥ Miss Lara ♥