Jury Duty |
I was called in for jury duty today. I got in my car and drove for ever and ever and ever in rush hour traffic to the courthouse. They hid the courthouse in a sea of one way streets. Ever ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 09:17:00 GMT |
Bread Heels |
They live in every kitchen that eats sandwiches. I would have to say they are the worst invention since sliced bread.
Just the name alone brings visions of a less than attractive body part. ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 14:47:00 GMT |
Movie Theaters............a Toxic Story |
Despite the fact we can view our movies at home now, we still flock to the theaters to see the latest blockbusters. The hype informs us they will be amazing shows. Considering that nobody...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 12:34:00 GMT |
Chronicles of an Unexpected Housewife: A Saga of Heinous Horror |
Corporate downsizing. Outsourcing. Overseas labor for cheapy cheap cheap. These little buzz words have ousted more than a few career women to the bowels of housewifery.
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Posted by on Thu, 04 May 2006 10:56:00 GMT |
Irony and Shit Like That |
I was standing on my soapbox this morning giving a lecture to others who couldnt care less when I realized that it had crushed itself into a flat piece of cardboard beneath me. Its certainly har...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 21:48:00 GMT |
When the internet craps out... |
Remember back in that old millennium when we didn't have an internet? We entertained ourselves with electronics (i.e. videotape, tvs, radios, etc.) The biggest downer was when the power we...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 17:45:00 GMT |
Profile of a Bread Flunkie |
The world is full of successful breadmakers. Its an ancient art form dating back to those ancient times when they did all those famous ancient things.
I took a cooking class plannin...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 21:06:00 GMT |
The triangle-haired lady and her day of crime |
It was a Sunday like any other. I came out of the shower and let my hair dry naturally like I always do. It dried in a crazy frizzy triangle like it always does (think Rosann Rosanna Danna...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 18:35:00 GMT |
