I'm really not one for big speeches so I'll just say... Thanks! I'm a student at Arizona State University in Tempe, and I love it. If you want to contact me, my AIM is Taianboy13.
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-I am Grifford
-I am not a human being, I AM AN ANIMAL!!!!!
-I fear change and commitment.
-I am a fat piece of shit with no self esteem who thinks nothing of himself. DONT TRY TO CHANGE MY MIND!!! It's too late for me.
-I..m FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT and that..s all I'll ever be. I weigh so much, I must weigh like 1000 pounds!
-My friends are EVERYTHING to me, nothing else matters, not even food, water, air. Friends = Life
-You guys don't know how tough I have it. I have a house to sleep in, nice clothes to wear, food to eat, and parents who care about me. Those children who live in third world countries who work in sweat shops 13 hours a day and are starving and crawling with disease think they have it bad. HOW DARE THEY!? They complain about that, and I can't even stay out past midnight!!! My life SUCKS!!! Now I'll go and starve myself for a couple days. That'll teach my parents.
-Why do people feel the need to accentuate the positives about themselves? Who cares if I'm smart, funny, and Outgoing? All they want to hear is that I'm fat, that I cry easily, and how I smell like the inside of an asshole! I love telling people my negatives, that way when they find out how big of a shallow, phony, complete son of a bitch I am, they won't be surprised.
-If you are mean to me, I will cut your fingers and toes off one by one, and throw you in a room with rabid raccoons, and when you try to open the door, you won't be able to because I have cut off all of your opposable digits. Then the raccoons will either try to eat you or you will try to eat them. Either way, you will have caught the rabies. (either by them biting you or you eating them) Now you have a choice: you can either die of starvation OR from the rabies. Well, thats not really a choice. But anyway, have fun!
-If you are nice to me, I will take a stapler, and staple you to the wall. Then I'll take target practice at you with a nail gun. But I don't want to kill you. What you won't know is that the tips of every nail that hits you will be covered with the blood and semen of people who have been infected with the AIDS virus. Not just HIV, but full blown AIDS! Good luck with that.
-If you so much as even look at me wrong, I'm gonna stab your head off... with my dick, and blood is gonna come out of your head, and there ain't nothing you can do about it, because I'm a madman!
-But other than that, I'm really easy to get along with.
-Abbreviations are awesome! cmnt me fgt, or you could blk me if you wnt, but I dn't like thse. I like to get msgs too. get crckin'
-My friends are bitches, hobags, skanks, sluts, motherfuckers, and sombitch pile of monkey nuts, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
-Isn't it ironic how I say I hate drama, but am always am in the middle of it? How does that work? Is it because even though I say I hate it, I really love it? No, couldn't be.
-My dream is to kill the one I love by way of a dramatic, elbaborate, concoctive scheme that will make people think it was out of love that I would do such a thing and they will think it's beautiful and will love me.
-I am perfect, even though I am obnoxious, loud, conceited, and sarcastic.
-I love the word hardcore, but I don't why.
-I am not shallow, but don't add me if you're ugly, too fat, too skinny, pimply, hairy, or because of any other character or physical flaw you might have. Only hotties for me. I don't have to take that. I shouldn't have to be subjected to looking at uglies. Trust me, I have seen some shit.
-Dinosaurs are funny. They go RAWRRRRRR!!!!!
-I love The Nightmare Before Christmas. It's like I can totally relate to it. I have the backpack and everything.
-I used to have brown hair, but now it is dark brown.
-Pimps up, Hos down. No, it's okay, I'm really a scene, so I can say the occasional ghetto thing, and people will think it's funny.
-You don't know me or what I'm feeling, even though I just told you.
-The Lifetime Network scares me immensely, but I watch it anyway.
-That's my purse! I don't know you!!!!
-What are ya nuts!? This is the 90's. We're gonna sue ya!
-I'm so into music, I listen to EVERYTHING. As long as it is ultra loud, makes me go deaf, and totally pisses off my family, I'll listen to it. Even if it's Norwegian Satanic Black Metal, I'll do it. I love bands that worship satan, because it scares my parents, and that's what it's all about, right? Death Kill God rules baby. They are so hot!
-I feel like crap right now
-BABIES! They're... BABIES!!! NOOOOOO!!!
-If Friends = Life, then music where it sounds like someone is stomping on the singers nuts and everyone in the band weighs a combined 150 pounds = Air
-I say you he DEAD!!!
-Are pink spiders more nicer than normal spiders?
-Hot Topic = my heaven. All the retro t-shirts and scene material you can handle bro.
-I hate pandas. They stole the World Wrestling Federation from me!
-Something about a map?
-I..m just a girl trying to find her place in this world.
-Yeah, I know what you'd like to do. You'd like to find the guy that did it, rip his still-beating heart out of his chest and hold it in front of his face so he can see how black it is before he dies.
-Did you just try to make a FART JOKE!?
-I like to lick random things.
-I'm actually feeling a little better now.
-Is stupider a word?
-What's a Mousterian bowl?
-When I watch movies, I point out to people what other movies the actors are in.
-Just because I say I cut myself doesnt mean that I cut myself.
-My first child's name will be Oroku Saki. Oroku Saki Nawara... sounds good. If anyone can tell me who's name that is, I'll make you an honorary menber of my top 8 for a day.
-Go ninja cyborg! Wasn't The Terminator a cyborg? I just watched that movie.
-Define the word normal because I'm not, even though all my friends are exactly like me.
-DAYYYYYMMMMNNN!! (There goes the ghetto thing again)
-I love ending things with z to sound cool. Lolz, byez, etcz...
-Who the hell is John F. Kennedy?
-I suck at board games.
-Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines, Raphael is cool, but rude, Michalangelo is a party dude.
-You little sissy boy, Def Leppard SUCKS!!!
-Burger King has the best French fries.
-Ok, I feel like crap again.
-I AM IRONMAN!!!
-I have a cold, so I think I'll commit suicide.
-My profile and pictures dictate that I'm 18, but you never know
-Guh? Buh!
-SONNY MOORE SONNY MOORE SONNY MOORE SONNY MOORE SONNY MOORE SONNY MOORE SONNY MOORE SONNY MOORE SONNY MOORE SONNY MOORE SONNY MOORE SONNY MOORE SONNY MOORE SONNY MOORE SONNY MOORE SONNY MOORE SONNY MOORE SONNY MOORE SONNY MOORE SONNY MOORE SONNY MOORE SONNY MOORE SONNY MOORE SONNY MOORE SONNY MOORE SONNY MOORE SONNY MOORE!!!!!!! He is the wind beneath my wing. Physically, he's one of the most disgusting, non down syndrome having people I've ever seen, but I would still bear his children... and babies, because of what he's done for the scene community. He's a household name. I bet you he could part the Red Sea... Moses who!?
-Throw your hands in the air, and wave 'em like you just don't care! (Ok, I swear I'm done with the ghetto stuff now)
-I always wanted to get my family something special, and not special like that Kleindaman boy down the street, special like like special k. what ever happened to the regular k, and for that matter what ever happened to Kay Ballard?. Did you know if you said mallard and you had a cold it would sound like Ballard.
-I love making myself laugh. Hahahahahahahaha!!!
-God, I love crying!!
-Leggo my eggo!
-Don't do the crime if you cant do the time.
-What am I going to do when the emo fad is over, you ask? hahaha, silly goose! Tight clothes, black hair in the eyes, and The Medic Droid will never go out of style, so I don't have to worry about that. What a weird question lolzzzz!
-The only way to play a guitar is to punch it like it's something that I could actually kick the shit out of, which can be kind of hard to think of sometimes.
-Teenagers scare the shit out of me, but they're my only fanbase, isn't that a brainbuster?
-I spend so much time on myspace, that sometimes I can't distinguish real life from myspace life. Sometimes I actually think that I have 2000 friends, that a bunch of bands actually give a shit about me, and that guys much older than me actually enjoy just talking to me, without the thought of sex ever crossing their minds.
-I love how girls love bi guys. There's nothing manlier than a guy who doesn't mind having another guys dick up his ass, but who still likes women too. I'm glad girls find it hot these days.
-Did I mention I was random?
-After all of this, you would think I'm the most unbearable person on God's Green Earth, but in reality, there are people who really are like this. This is just a joke and intended to make people like this look like the jackasses they really are.
-Thank you and good night!
