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Lion

"Freak! Get the hell out you freak!" -Local Clergy

About Me

Uber cool guy with some nerdish tendencies. Never grew out of being the class clown. Pescatarian - look it up, it's not a religion.Yes Lion is really my name. You wanna know how I got it? I'll tell you when I deem you worthy.
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My Interests

Interests: Making people laugh, Games of all types, Film, Cooking, Eating, Exercising, Reading, Travel, Dressing well, Uber cool t-shirts, Trance Music (and dancing to it), Stopping crime through costumed vigilantism, being the coolest freak you've ever met, Avoiding defining myself

Music:

I'm a rocker and a raver. Beatles, Paul Oakenfold, The Who, Soul Coughing, The Pixies, The All American Rejects, Sasha, Armin Van Buuren, The Police, Basement Jaxx, The Bravery, Cat Stevens, Curve, Dead Can Dance, Sarah McLaughlin, Zeppelin, U2(Achtung Baby and before), The Darkness, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Paul Van Dyle, Velvet Underground,

Movies:

Lawrence of Arabia, Northe by Northwest, Vertigo, Rear Window, ok most Hitchcock, Casablanca, The Maltese Falcon, ok most Bogart, Jaws, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Peter Jackson before he was uber famous, most Cohen brothers (but get it togethor guys, your starting to slip), Flirting with Disaster, Armisted Maupin's Tales of the City, Empire of the Sun,Batman Begins, Peewee's Big Adventure, Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare Before Christmas, ok most Tim Burton, ok NOT Planet of the Apes or The Legend of Sleepy Hollow (though it is beautiful) and Big Fish is overrated, the ORIGINAL Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Young Frankenstein (Gene Wilder rawks), Event Horizon, tons more to come.

Television:

Twin Peaks, Lost, Soap, Harvey Birdman - Attorney at Law, Boondocks, Nova, Nature, Frontline, Mystery (I'm a PBS slut), Battle Star Galactica, 6 Feet Under, Mile High, Black Book, Coupling (Brit. Vers.), almost any crime/thriller/mystery on BBC Americe (slut for that too), Arrested Development, Family Guy, American Dad, Simpsons before it sucked, Survivor (my one consesion to reality TV), Good Eats, Drawn Together, The Sopranos, Ren and Stympy. So much more. I was brought up by television.

Books:

anything by Kurt Vonegut, anything by Neil Stephenson, all the Sherloch Holmes books, Jeff Noon rawks (Vurt, Pollen, Nymphomation, Automated Alice), Herman Hesse's stuff (Siddhartha, Der Steppenwolf, Narcissus and Goldmund), Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Chuck Palahniuk (Survivor, Choke, Lullaby and oh ya Fight Club),

Heroes:

Wile E Coyote, Andrew Wiles (solved Fermat's Last Theorem- look it up), The Beatles, my wise and syphalitic Grandma Coffee - "There are plenty of fish in the sea but the easiest to catch are the dead ones on the shore.",

My Blog

No one reads these.

You're a twat!See! If you were actually reading this you'd be highly offended...you mother fucking shit for brains. Now if I thought someone would actually read this I'd be all fake nice and shit. I'd...
Posted by Lion on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 12:59:00 PST

Question of morality

So I was thinking. Where do agoraphobics go to seek help for their problems? I mean they can't leave the house. It's one of the rules you have to follow to get into their club. I did a little research...
Posted by Lion on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 11:45:00 PST

A Study in Sleep Deprivation.

The following experiment took place between 9:30pm Thursday March 2nd and 10pm Sunday March 5th Subject: Male CaucasianAge: ImmatureName: Lion X (Surname withheld to protect the victims and their fami...
Posted by Lion on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 08:28:00 PST

Interesting Evening

Wow, what a cool night I had last night. I went to this club on 7th ave. South called Movida. Cool spot. I met up with my friend Oscar who until recently I hadn't seen for about 2 years. He is also ha...
Posted by Lion on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 02:12:00 PST

My Very First Blog (or How to Humiliate Yourself In One Easy Step)

Ok so this is my first blog ever. Can I now be ushered into the room with everyone else living in the 21st century? I guess a more important question should be, what the fuck do you write in a blog th...
Posted by Lion on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 08:15:00 PST