I started spying on the CIA in the late 1950's. They caught me and fed me LSD until my face melted, and then they gave me a new face. I became a double agent, spying on commies and hippies for Uncle Sam. Now I'm a dirty old man. I piss myself frequently, and my nurse has to wipe my ass. Good thing she is turned on by plenty of feces. Crabs are my favorite food AND venereal disease. I live on gin and porno, and if you don't like it you can KISS MY ASS!
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
I've probably already met anyone I wanted to meet, whether they know it or not! I'm a master of disguise, you see. I also do impersonations.Here's my Fonzi: AYYY!I'm pretty good at that one.
