Random Questions Your Friends Need To Know:
**IMPORTANT QUESTIONS**
1. Do you have any pets? One doggie and two sons!
2. Do you believe in karma? Sure. I have a black belt in it.
3. Any tattoos are piercing? Tattoos
4. Who do you know tells the best jokes? ME!!!
5. Have you ever given money to a bum? Only when they say it's for Booze!
6. In your opinion, what has been the best invention? The Soccer Ball!
7. What is the dumbest invention? Speeding Tickets!
8. Is your room messy? Wife won't let it be.
9. What is the worst injury you ever had? I broke my heart once?
10. What movie do you know all the lines to? Eurotrip! "If your not a Manc. You're a Wank!"
11. What is the last movie you saw? Shrek III
12. How many times a month do you go to the movies? Twice
13. What is your favorite animal? Some say I am an animal!!!
14. What color are your bed sheets? Naughty Red!
15. Is your hair naturally straight or curly? Straight
16. What is the video game that you kick ass at? Jeopardy!
17. If you could punch one person who would it be? Gucciardi! Bastardo Still owes me .
18. Do you watch cartoons? Yeah!
19. Do you like Starbucks—or do you think it's just overpriced? Starbucks Sucks!
20. What is your favorite smell? The girlie lotions.
21. Favorite Batman? The newest one.
22. What would you do if a random person offered you candy? Just Say No!
23. Are you for capital punishment? Sure. I like whips and chains!
24. Do you swear? F$%# Yeah!
25. Do you believe in the supernatural? Yes
26. Do you like to drive fast? Yes
27. Have you ever had braces? NO!
28. Favorite Ninja Turtle? Raphael! Moody Guy!
29. Have you ever eaten spam? Once... Gross!
30. Do you own a pair of big sunglasses? All my glasses are big.
31. What is one thing you actually remember from kindergarten? Scary Bathroom!
32. Have the cops ever taken you home? Do the dorms count?
33. Have you ever hit a deer? Nope
34. Have you ever gone to class drunk? Yup
35. What color is your room? Whatever color my wife tells me to paint it.
36. Are you taller than your mom? 9 Inches
37. Beer or liquor? Beer and Wine
38. What would you do if a leprechaun jumped out of the bushes and took your wallet? Kick him in the NARDS!
39. What is the ugliest color to wear in your opinion? Pink
40. What kind of car do you drive? Toyota
41. What kind of cell phone do you have?
42. Is their any animal that creeps you out? No. I fear nothing!
43. Do you own an iPod? How many songs are on it? Yes. 300+
44. Ever been in a car accident? Like 10 of them.
45. Would you be a ninja or a pirate A Pirate!
46. What is your most overused word/statement? Curse Words!
47. What is the funniest word you have ever heard? Subpoena!
48. Do you hate it when people call you ‘dear’? Yeah!
49. What cartoon character are you most like? Dexter's Laboratory
50. Can you drive a stick? Maybe!
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