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Ron The Human Carpet

Human Carpet

About Me

I am 300 years young & looking for a woman who is not afraid of stepping all over a man in whatever footwear she chooses. She will get many foot massages & foot baths, pedicures & LOTS of loving. I currently reside in Minnesota not cemented here. I am honest & because I don't believe in decieving anyone I am going to tell you I also do not have any legs. I was born with spina bifada which is a birth defect. I am not looking for someone to feel sorry for me , just someone who can look at me & not see a disability but a PERSON. I am a pretty good looking man ( so I am constantly told anyway ) I will have a Pic up soon. I also don't use a wheelchair much but prefer to crawl around a lot. I keep in good shape because of the way I get around.

My Interests

Shooting baskets in the gymn, Playing cards indoors, spending time outdoors just soaking up the fresh air, watching sports both on TV & in person, Going out to eat & going to movies.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a woman who can look past any disability anyone else might see & accept me for me. I am looking for a woman who loves to be pampered & in particular loves having her feet cared for in everyway. Someone who loves either walking , standing or using a man as a footrest OR could try it at least.

Music:

I can listen to just about anything but particularly love classic rock the most.

Movies:

Devils Advocate, The Sixth Sense, Most comedies & most suspense movies are my favorites but I love pretty much anything but westerns.

Television:

Love pretty much any TV but a few of my favorites are 3's Company , News, Weather & Sports.