Remember to thank the Academy. |
You poor, abused thing. An entire year of wallowing in self-pity and animosity yields the pangs of regret. I have no doubt that youre as sorry as you say you are, for I am indeed the best fucking fri...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 15:06:00 GMT |
The show must go on. |
I am wind-up toy of sortsI have reason to believeThat theres a slot inserted in my spineTo which you hold the key.In place of flesh and bone and bloodIve metal gears and wood.I lie dormant til you ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:26:00 GMT |
Superfluous |
I'm like the cat outside your door:An imposing, uninvited strayWho wraps her body around your legsAnd incessantly gets in your way.
Posted by on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 20:59:00 GMT |
I wont change your name, Leo Durbin, but the government might. |
You could have been my loser boyfriend.
And I could have been the girl who was too stupid to realize you didn't deserve her.
We could have made offensive gestures at all who opposed us.
But you weren'...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:25:00 GMT |
Ennui |
Your tongue works the night shift,
But my ears find you boring
For they weren't made for listening
Past three in the morning.
Just give it a rest.
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:57:00 GMT |
Nice girls write prose. |
Your lips are always at their finest
When my mind is at its worst;
I'll share the thoughts that I've been thinking
If you'll speak the lines that you've rehearsed.
I hear your bed is nice thi...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 22:53:00 GMT |
Sabbatical |
I put out my flame so you wouldn't perish from the heat,
And I gathered up the petals that I'd once lain at your feet.
I cleared a path a mile wide to ensure your quick escape;
I even smiled as ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:12:00 GMT |
At Your Leisure |
You make time for the things that are important to you, darling.I just don't happen to be one of them.
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 21:21:00 GMT |
And so I wait with bated breath. |
Lately I've been arriving at some very undesirable conclusions:
Nothing is permanent.
No one is faultless.
Nowhere is safe.
Lately I've been thinking about the people who once constituted a ma...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:39:00 GMT |
Tell them they’re like idiotic sheep that are too stupid to know they’re not smart. |
Alright, you flaming retards. Perhaps my assumption that the title "Something for Everyone" would suggest that the blog actually contained something for EVERYONE was a bit too general. Allow me to exp...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 10:01:00 GMT |
